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Joe Pedersen


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Age: 21
Sign: Scorpio

City: WEST BEND
State: Wisconsin
Country: US
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Tuesday 28/03/2006 1:29 AM

Current mood:  aggravated
Category: Life
So tonight, I was a little mad about some things and I got to thinking about society today, and that led me to a string of thoughts. If I might seem racist or anything else that's bad, trust me, I'm not.
1) Prez Dubbya: Don't get me wrong, I like the guy, but George,  come on, what are you thinking? War on "Terra"? More like "The Long War" to me. I got your exit strategy right here. Send in some Mexicans to;
    a) Teach the innocent women, men, and children how to sneak out unnoticed (how do we know the innocents you may ask? well, we're secretly in touch with santa, and he hooked us up with an advanced copy of the middle east's naughty and nice list)
    b) Take all the rims off of their military vehicles
    c) Then, knock up all of the bad guys's daughters
    d) Nuke the rest of them when to good ones are out
                      or
    d2) Use knock out gas to...well...knock them out, and then kill them one by one

2) Celebrities: What...the...FU*#?!? Why are people so interested in every aspect of celebrities lives? Why does every other news show have to be centered around celebrities? Where the #ELL to they get their baby names?? For example; Reign Beau, Story, Dream, Apple, Poppy Honey, Dixie Dots, Prince  Micheal(1 and 2) If anybody else did things celebrities would do, do you think they'd get in the news, or on a tabloid cover? Nope.

3)The South: What the crap? The South has given America a lot of troubles. In the begining, they were colonies there just for the King. Then, they suceceded from the Union, well, we gave them a spanking. Not to mention how they enslaved thousands of blacks. But good 'ol Abe set 'em straight with the 14th ammendment. What's the deal with inbreding? Are you too good to make your family tree branch? Why is it so hard to keep your 6 fingered hand off of your sister? Who talks like that? Go to school everyonce and a while...IT'S FREE! Don't get me wrong though, the South has given us some good things though.

4) The Good South: The South has given us many advances in society; some southern accents are...charming, it has Florida, and oranges, it gave us Martin Luther King Junior, and other black rights activists,  peaches, peach pie, fried chicken, and of course, The Dukes of Hazzard

5)The Dukes of Hazzard: I like this show, and I wish I had that car(minus the confederate flag). I also wish I could have some crazy adventures too. But tonight, I saw two episodes in a row, and I noticed a cut and past plot line. Someone was framed and wrongfully put in jail by Boss Hogg and Rosco P. Coltrane, and someone had to put something very important up for bail. Then, Boss Hogg had someone hide from the Duke boys until Boss got control of that important thing put up for bail. There were some car chases, some bribes, and of course the Dukes(Uncle Jesse and Daisy included with Bo and Luke) saved the day; they got the person hiding to help them, cleared the jailed person's name, and foiled fat 'ol Boss Hogg's plans. I, personally, liked the original Daisy Duke instead of Jessica Simpson.

Well, that's all I got to rant about. Let me know if you agree or disagree. Keep it real
-Joe
 
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