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Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 31
Sign: Aries

City: Portland
State: OREGON
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/21/2003

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Sunday, January 18, 2009 

Current mood:  calm
Dang man, its been half a year or over since I posted a blog last.
Apple Something asked me to post this 7 thing so I will do that now.
Also going on...We just bought a house. I work at Plaid Pantry until I get my GED and I have to take a math class for that because my brain doesnt do basic maths, never has. Plaid Pantry is pretty much the worst place I have ever been, I work graveyards and the hostile tweakers coming in to buy lottery tickets and hot cocoa are downright sad. Not sleeping a regular schedule is starting to get to me, sometimes I wonder if I will make it till the end of this class. Im pretty tough though.  My math class has been a very humbling experience, I have always been comfortable in my smarts and maybe that has made me a little proud. Not being able to do math that my 8 year old kid can do is fucking me up a little, thats all.

Also, next month I am getting surgery. I have a small hernia that was repaired when I had sophia but it is open again and possibly the cause of these terrible tummy aches and nausea I have been getting since the fall. The docs thought it was my gallbladder since stones run in the fam and I had a bunch of the symptoms that go along with gallstones. However, I had an ultrasound a few weeks ago and there wasnt a single thing in my gallbladder, it (and my liver) were beautiful. Everything was perfect. When the ultrasound tech held the wand over my hernia, I got wicked stomach pains. She suggested that it was my hernia thtas causing all of it. Its an easy fix so I am excited to have  it done. I hope that it fixes everything and I also hope that they dont have to cut my tattoo.

K, here we go Apple,

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7

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7 Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. Do 100 pushups
2. be a grandma
3. Learn to sing

4. Buy aMini Cooper

5. Write a book
6. learn maths
7. take my childres to visit other cultures and teach them to respect all people.


7 Things I Cannot Do:

1. Sleep sitting up
2. keep my finger outta my nose
3. like something just because I am supposed to
4. appriciate the harpsichord
5. give up caffeine.
6. keep my mouth shut
7. change Sophias poop diapers much longer



7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:

1. Height. Man size is 6'2" and over
2. A giant sense of humor
3. Focus
4. attentiveness
5. An open mind
6. Inner strength
7. Self  reflection and the ability to learn from his mistakes

7 Things I Say Most Often:

1. What the crap?!?
2. babe, lemme get 10 more minutes, k? Im super sleepy.
3. when you coming home?
4. Sophia, knock it off.
5. Sophia, if you dont knock it off you will get a time out.
6. OK, time out!
7.  my stomach feels nasty


7 Celebrity Crushes:

1. Daniel Craig
2. Jeff Goldblum
3. Jean Reno
4. Adrian Brody
5. Jason Statham
6. Oliver Martinez
7. Clive Owen


7 People I Want To Do This:
I dont know, does anyone even read my blogs? I never write them anymore.
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• jim •
Teh Jim

 
half a year? well it's about effing time! i should talk, i've posted like half a dozen blogs in the last 4 years.


hope you get your hernias fixed and that takes care of the problem.


oh, and i'm a math wiz, srlsy.
if you have any questions don't hesitate to ask!
 
Posted by • jim • on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 2:35 AM
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Amber

 
Jim, its high time you wrote another blog.

 
Posted by Amber on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 2:42 AM
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Apple Something

 
Dang, man, you're getting surgery and you're "excited" about it. You are fucking hardcore. I'm glad it's just a hernia and not an actual organ problem.
A hernia isn't an organ, is it? *duhh*

Ew, I can only imagine what kinda "people" stumble into your store at those hours. But I also understand why you work that shift.

I am afraid that when Raquel gets into math classes above the 4th grade, I'm not gonna be able to help her with her homework. I feel like I will need to take a course just to be able to help her.

I'm gonna start saying "What the crap?!" just so's I can be like you a little more. I love you.

 
Posted by Apple Something on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 2:36 AM
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Amber

 
I like saying what the crap, because its slightly absurd and its also less sweary.


After getting general anesthesia for my wisdom toof deal 2 years ago, nothin scares me, its a cinch. One hell of alot better than a spinal, I wont do that again - no way jose.

(I am loling at my jose joke)

A hernia isnt an organ its where your tissue that holds your muscles together gets a hole and your junk threatens to fall out of it. Sometimes its guts, sometimes its fat. Dudes get them in their nuts all the time because the muscle is weak there.

I love you Apple Dapple.

 
Posted by Amber on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 2:40 AM
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• jim •
Teh Jim

 
oh, one more thing. is that visual tour of a house your actual house or just an example of the concept of 'house'.
just curious

anyway, pretty nice either way
 
Posted by • jim • on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 5:58 AM
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Amber

 
That visual tour is the tour of my new house, thats the very one we move into in April.

 
Posted by Amber on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 6:01 AM
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Apple Something

 
Wow, what a GREAT house.
When you get those keys, you're gonna be SO excited to move in! Do you guys have enough furniture yet or will you be getting that after you move in?
I love the really high ceiling.

 
Posted by Apple Something on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 3:40 PM
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Amber

 
We do not have enough furniture, all Target, IKEA and West Elm gift certificates can be forwarded to me directly, please.



Isnt that ceiling the coolest. Best part though, it backs to a dedicated green space, an 1800 acre or so canyon.

 
Posted by Amber on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 3:42 PM
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Apple Something

 
Wow, that IS the best part. Ugh, Now I really can't wait to come up and see you guys.

 
Posted by Apple Something on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 8:53 PM
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Andrew

 
meow
 
Posted by Andrew on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 3:40 PM
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ChRiSsiE LuV
christine timm

 
Haha, another thing you cannot do is spell Missy....just sayin...loves you though. Oh and you get no kudos as you cannot spell. Lol...
 
Posted by ChRiSsiE LuV on Monday, January 19, 2009 - 10:00 PM
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Coley
Coley Moore

 
Welcome back to the blogosphere, where all opinions exist, even if they don't 'matter'...*cough*
 
Posted by Coley on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 2:39 AM
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stahler

 
i still read your blogs....when you post them....and i call you...but you never call me back

:(
 
Posted by stahler on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 2:36 PM
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Amber

 
Aww, thats sad as hell. You must not have my current digits. I am getting a new phone in a few weeks, I will shoot you my new number then, promise.

 
Posted by Amber on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 - 2:37 PM
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Darin
Darin McManus

 
I read your blogs baby. little late (gah! looks like a month late) but... I love you..
 
Posted by Darin on Wednesday, February 18, 2009 - 3:45 PM
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