Who Gives Kudos: Shelle (2) Randomnimity (2) (2) Mrs. Rev. L.. (1) caitℓin (2) (1) Rachel (2) Tricia (2) (2) Sarah (2) (2) Manda (2) Kimmie (2) s.ray (2) Mongoose!!! (2) J-Stu (2) Smonge (2) (2) (2) @toriletter.. (2) (LIVE)<l.. (2) Eric (2) @GinaMaeGlutz (2) shanise (2) Always Ridi.. (2)

	Manda	haha, that sucks!! My cat always seeks out my head!! Yeah, it's not fun, especially when I'm sleeping and woken up that way!   Posted by Manda on Friday, November 11, 2005 - 8:01 PM [Reply to this]

	Shelle	Perhaps the cat has some arrangement with your wife? Have you noticed any new toys or more expensive cat food around?   Posted by Shelle on Friday, November 11, 2005 - 8:07 PM [Reply to this]

	Lisa Marie	Call me a fucktard but....Damn Erik do you need ice for that BURN!! that shit is funny. ah ha! PS Sorry bout the nutz...sure a shot a jager will fix that right up.   Posted by Lisa Marie on Friday, November 11, 2005 - 10:30 PM [Reply to this]

	Randomnimity	Just think about what they do when you have to pee!!!  Jump with all their weight on their paws RIGHT ON YOUR BLADDER!!!!  And they head-butt you everwhere too...HARD!!!  But, despite all that,  when you're sick, they're there to keep you warm and make you better.  Feed them, or else.   Posted by Randomnimity on Saturday, November 12, 2005 - 1:52 AM [Reply to this]

	Mrs. Rev. Lindsay Lindsay King Mears	It probably has something to do with the fact that she is bitter because you named her after a boy.  Think about that.   Posted by Mrs. Rev. Lindsay on Saturday, November 12, 2005 - 11:31 AM [Reply to this]

	erik	who wouldn't kill to be named after batman's alter ego?   Posted by erik on Saturday, November 12, 2005 - 5:07 PM [Reply to this]

	Lisa Marie	By no means am I trying to bigger comic book nerd you, but...Batman is Bruce's alter ego. Per Bill--"An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker."  If you do not have a comic book aficionado in house, refer to Quentin.   Posted by Lisa Marie on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 1:08 AM [Reply to this]

	Mrs. Rev. Lindsay Lindsay King Mears	You do have a point there, but hell hath no fury like a scorned kitty.   Posted by Mrs. Rev. Lindsay on Saturday, November 12, 2005 - 8:44 PM [Reply to this]

	caitℓin	you really love batman dontcha... wow. everyone has their obbsessions i guess. So yeah good luck with the cat thing , maybe next time you see it start to just move. Not to protect your nuts , just cuz it would be funny as hell.!.    Posted by caitℓin on Saturday, November 12, 2005 - 6:02 PM [Reply to this]

	The Masked Flamingo	catz r my mortel enemys, right after rabbits who look at me funny.   Posted by The Masked Flamingo on Sunday, November 13, 2005 - 9:14 AM [Reply to this]

	Rachel	Have some kids then quick! :)   Posted by Rachel on Sunday, November 13, 2005 - 4:26 PM [Reply to this]

	Tricia	OMG! Erik blogged! And I knew it would be a fuuny one....our dog always does that to my husband!...and of course he has some choice words he uses when that happens...Great blog Keepem' coming...Tricia   Posted by Tricia on Sunday, November 13, 2005 - 9:46 PM [Reply to this]

	Shelle	Whoa.... I really didn't mean it as a burn.  I'm just a smart ass..... Hey Erik, now that the tour is on break.... you still interested in some artwork?    Posted by Shelle on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 2:33 AM [Reply to this]

	Sarah	Arggggh.... nooooooo you've uncovered the conspiracy. Didn't you ever wonder why Jaret keeps getting girls up on stage to kick and punch you? Hah ha, I bet you're feeling really paranoid now........ My three cats drive me crazy too. Last night I had one knocking on the front door to be let in at 1a.m. and this morning someone (my daughter) accidentally let the other two in my bedroom at 6:45 a.m. to wake me up..... urgggh.   Oh well gotta love em anyway and generally cats rule....... except Snoopy who will always be cooler that Garfield. p.s. Can't wait for more of your blog!   Posted by Sarah on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 12:40 PM [Reply to this]

	Manda	Erik, I suggest that u start sleeping on ur stomach...cats don't tend to care where they land, haha...either that or go to bed with a cup on, hehe. ttyl, amanda--   Posted by Manda on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 9:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Kimmie	Let's just hope it's declawed.  Yowza.   Posted by Kimmie on Monday, November 14, 2005 - 10:43 PM [Reply to this]

	s.ray Sheila Ray Wunder	your cat hates you. accept it.   Posted by s.ray on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 - 5:45 AM [Reply to this]

	Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. MIchael EDens	cats are yummy   Posted by Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 - 8:46 PM [Reply to this]

	FOXY!!!! [FC] EmmaExecution™ [HYC]	really cuz my catz go staight to my boobz and  nose. its really annoying when there furr gets in my mouth. Plus we found our first cat on the street. then my bro named her Nemo. And in the next year she had 4 kittenz and I named 2 of them Jaret and Erik, but all but 1 died. so meat loaf, Jaret, and erik went bye bye. So I named her Raven! Aren't I So NICE SWEET And CARING   Posted by FOXY!!!! [FC] EmmaExecution™ [HYC] on Thursday, November 17, 2005 - 4:52 AM [Reply to this]

	FOXY!!!! [FC] EmmaExecution™ [HYC]	oh and dont feel bad my dog really "LIKES" me.   And my cat clawz my head....it suckz now i'm sort of glad to be a girl.....what do you want to do before you nutz are gone   Posted by FOXY!!!! [FC] EmmaExecution™ [HYC] on Thursday, November 17, 2005 - 4:58 AM [Reply to this]

	Kodak Katie;☮	OUCH!! Must hurt i have 4 cats but u   have 2 love em.....lol    mine jump on me and i get all  wat really makes me mad is when mom send one in 2 wake me up then it jumps on me grrrr  well glad 2 see u finally started sumthin here  BE SAFE ROCK ON!!! Kat<Katie> <3   Posted by Kodak Katie;☮ on Sunday, November 20, 2005 - 11:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Mongoose!!!	muwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, maybe you just have a cat magnet in there.   Posted by Mongoose!!! on Thursday, November 24, 2005 - 10:34 PM [Reply to this]

	Super Hannah	lmfao. that's because Cats are evil.   Posted by Super Hannah on Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 8:02 PM [Reply to this]

	J-Stu	Your cat knows you like pussy, lol, and thought she qualified.   Posted by J-Stu on Saturday, November 26, 2005 - 11:08 PM [Reply to this]

	dexia	haha  i have turtle whos like eat my family  when he is hungry hump me i have fed him. but now i dont know where he is  probably he sits in corner haha   Posted by dexia on Thursday, December 29, 2005 - 5:55 PM [Reply to this]

	someonewhocares melinda oja	My cat likes to jump on my head and if i ignore him he bites me since he cant scrach me.   Posted by someonewhocares on Sunday, January 01, 2006 - 12:39 AM [Reply to this]

	[[Carrieee™]]	think yourself lucky, my cat eats my toast then when i ask for more no one beleves me, they say im just trying to get more toast!!!   Posted by [[Carrieee™]] on Sunday, January 08, 2006 - 7:22 PM [Reply to this]

	[[Carrieee™]]	actualy havin yer ballz jumped on by a cat might be worse that not eating coz the cat eats your food lol    Posted by [[Carrieee™]] on Friday, January 13, 2006 - 6:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Smonge	Well, one time my cat, Chester, decided to jump on the bed. He jumped, missed, and sank his claws into the only thing he could grab...my tit. I screamed and threw him across the room. He left two puncture wounds and a nice gash. My hubby was not pleased, since the cat damaged his property, ha ha. Love you guys! Toni   Posted by Smonge on Monday, January 16, 2006 - 6:49 AM [Reply to this]

		i am so glad my cat isnt the only one that does it. except its more of "heres you leg and heres you crotch. Im going to put all my weight on it. And im not satisfied with that im gonna aim for you right nut as usual" then when he jumps off he does it again. My cat isnt declawed in the back legs either.   Posted by on Monday, February 20, 2006 - 3:27 PM [Reply to this]

		lol thats funny my old cat oreo use to attack ppl when i told it to it was funny.....and i taught him how to open doors....and i also taught him this awesome trick i would put out my hand and when i said oreo attack he would attack my hand but he would make it so that it wouldnt hurt...and when i said be friends he would lick my hand and rub his head against it...lol                    ttfn ta ta for now!! Sara   Posted by on Friday, February 24, 2006 - 10:39 PM [Reply to this]

	Nate	Cats....you've got to love those fury little things.  I'm sure it's no fun having your nuts landed on, but I can assure you, it's no fun having a claw hung on your nipple either!  Yes, thank you Maggie (my cat).  By the way Erik, I still have a card to give you for your wedding.  LOL yeah, it's been a while.  I hope you and your lovely wife are doing well.   Posted by Nate on Tuesday, March 07, 2006 - 10:35 PM [Reply to this]

	Swarley Richie Plemons	while your story is more painful.....imagine being in the process of making sweet,sweet love,when your cat decides to rub up on your sac.....this happened to .....a friend.....yeah.....   Posted by Swarley on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 - 7:41 AM [Reply to this]

	...Alisha	HA HA!! Don't cats suck?. Mine are so retarded. In the middle of the night one of my cats, Juni, always sneak into my room when my door is shut. She goes into the bathroom and goes underneath the sink which happens to go to my room. She'll jump on my bed and scare me half to death. You wanna trade cats?   Posted by ...Alisha on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 7:50 PM [Reply to this]

	@toriletteriello	ouch! srry to hear that erik! but im sure the kitty is just adorable so that makes up for it right? i just got a kitty and named it after one of your guy's songs!! im so happy! kiss your kitty for me!   Posted by @toriletteriello on Saturday, June 03, 2006 - 1:38 AM [Reply to this]

	(LIVE)<love>[BURN]{DIE}	Ok, ouch. My cat's a retard. But he aims for the kitchen, instead of anybody's body parts. Except for when strangers are in the house. He almost took of somebody's nose once.   Posted by (LIVE)<love>[BURN]{DIE} on Monday, June 12, 2006 - 10:56 PM [Reply to this]

	♥Jenn♥ Jenn Wills	if i were going to jump in your bed, thats where i would jump...on your nuts     Posted by ♥Jenn♥ on Tuesday, June 13, 2006 - 8:40 PM [Reply to this]

	★Ducky★ADD NEW MYSPACE myspace.com/deanna_fer_sure	SUCKS FOR YOU!J/K, LOL!   Posted by ★Ducky★ADD NEW MYSPACE myspace.com/deanna_fer_sure on Tuesday, July 04, 2006 - 11:10 PM [Reply to this]

	Eric	My cat just things I'm a cat condo. To get on top of my head he climbs using his claws. I hate getting scratched in the face. Good luck!   Posted by Eric on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 - 11:39 PM [Reply to this]

	Lanny	This is exactly the reason you should consider getting a DOG !! :) XXX   Posted by Lanny on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 5:55 PM [Reply to this]

	@GinaMaeGlutz Gina Judkins	hahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah   2 kudos for your cat! haha ok so that was pretty mean, but you're cool and i ♥ you :]   Posted by @GinaMaeGlutz on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 6:43 PM [Reply to this]

	samantha Samantha Harrison	GET RID OF THE CAT! you NEED to procreate...no kudos for this b/c this cat needs some training or you need to move your nuts...thumbs down to both you and the cat...find a common ground and work this out or the cat goes  ; )   Posted by samantha on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 - 3:28 AM [Reply to this]

	Lisa Marie	just reminded me of you....I know that's kindo fo sick but whatevs...   Posted by Lisa Marie on Monday, December 31, 2007 - 5:37 AM [Reply to this]

	shanise	Cats are evil, adorable creatures that seek pleasure in hurting others. I should know...I own one. As cute as they are, they are just pure evil. But, I still love 'em. (they are just too lovable!)   Posted by shanise on Friday, March 28, 2008 - 10:01 AM [Reply to this]

	Always Ridin' Shotgun™	Ur already sterile.... I took care of that already!!! :) ~Andi in Tulsa~   Posted by Always Ridin' Shotgun™ on Sunday, March 30, 2008 - 9:21 PM [Reply to this]