Anthony
-<=>N ^^^^ it's a cow
-crazy fool i think ribs are from pigs
-I'm back in the 80's
-yoh gan frutziez pepperoni studies through ur haaaaarrrrrtttttt!!!!!!! suh n -eye pear geh donnnnn. ima cop u idiot!
-my favorite color is Ashley
-peahens in yo' LEMON!!! chinchillas in yo' SOUP!!!
-Por favor? con machego y las papas fritas calientes con el perro caliente pero el perro no es frio
-twighlight burger
-Take the long trolly back to Idaho... It's better memory than the rest.
-Brian Adams' real name is Samuel Adams! and Scott's real name is Jack Daniels..
-There's a green one and a pink one, AND A BLUE ONE AND A YELLOW ONE!!!!
-NA na na na na na, na na na na!! (carnival song in the car while eating carnival Skittles)
-hahahaha skittles!
-it's like if you painted a picture and I came and took a shit on it
-keepin' it drama free with anthuneee
-crotch!
-Would you fancy some ostrich sausages?
-I'll meet ya in Pelican Palace
-HEY peacock
-oh my face has a delicious waffle on it
-I'm fuching w/ you
-naked on the porch; plastic bag underwear
-JOYnt
-holy chocolate baptism nuggets!
-awesome blossom, extra awesome!!
-penis Humboldt Park vagina tits
-YOGEN FRUZIEZ HEIN!!!!!
-I wish I could see a tokidoki octopus hugging a tokidoki version of my car, and they would both be smiling.
-the love sack
-Domo Kun is gonna kill a kitty because of what you did.
-"Once you go Mac, you never go back." -Art
-visits to pet stores to see puppies
-A+A=iPod
-I will kill you.... twice!
-Roy tryin to swim to the bottom of the tank & floatin back up to the top
-_________ fucken'
-gouche bag
-purple drank, I'ma grip n sip
-"I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy"
-puppy about to clean himself
-baby riding a plump pig
-my "doggie in the wind" face
-let ya SHOULDA LEAN!
-i dont like any of those words but i guess shiznit would fit best; who gives a flying fizzizzle?
-I'm gona use my baby's resources
-would you rather get shot or raped?
-what does SP stand for?
-when I'm with you it's like gangsta gangsta
-Ah wont mah baybeh
-Aye luh yoo sofa-kee muh-cha, har yo baybeh
-You haven't seen Animal House?! That's where College came from!
-you did good job
-"I'm cold!" "stone"
-Rice Krispy Treat-ed!!
-I want my girlfriend's cervix intact
-zibidy doo wop bop ow pass it around ow yow shibby ibby
-Devin's birthday cake (cah-k)
-26 inch Bacci's pizza
-long, skinny meat stick in my tongue hole
-Charles! my head! I got this helmet in the fourth grade; oh no! I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
-feeding seagulls fries
-air horn, silly string, & "pop rocks"
-lady @ McDonalds drive thru who we silly stringed
-Monokuro Boo ... happy?
-"quiche"
-Vegas hos & "hot action"
-your cousins' lap dances
-(kid on bike) "That's so cool!"
-nigga stole my bike!
-but officer Domo Kun got it back
-Dane Cook
-COLLEGE!!
-I left the tequila in the van, but the driver knew what was up and I got it back.
-it's rude to point
-IHop "creps"
-Itchy! and the fat little puppies from All Dogs Go To Heaven
-red fierys from Labyrinth, David Bowies Bon Jovi hair, The Goblin King (Mick Jaggers nickname)
-let me give you an example; let me give you an i.e. (Dane Cook)
-Wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man
-Rose takin pix of the cab driver
kim kim
-Polack waitress
-kim loves balls
-giant Tait
-Mr. Tandrich (Mr. T) - he isn't REALLY a teacher; eats in the dining hall everyday
-ghetto Coughlin, you'll most likely get raped
-teddy bear eating in the dining hall
-peppers in the sinuses
-Code of the Street, they can't help it
-MyCrack, FaceCrack
-art therapy
-Serving Size 3 Balls
-you can't revoke the toke
-like the book, would you rather listen to _______'s rants and put-downs and blow your brains out? -or-
watch movies in art therapy and blow your brains out?
(things to consider: over-dramatic pessimism, an hour and 15 minutes of people from the 80s)
-would you rather: have sex with a guy who's been on steroids for 2 years -or-
have sex with a midget?
(things to consider: balls the size of your head, balls the size of peanuts)
-life map with an interuption of drugs
-lotion on my face
-big mac rap
-can you throw that down again?
-lech gave me the dirtiest look when I said to you on the phone "that must be one big gram" and then I'm like "babe..genogram"
-would you rather get shot or raped?
-breaking into the Brookfield
-the last few days @ school in the grass circle in front of school while the guys were playin frisbee... who cares... they know what's up
-pink couch
-He knows whats up
-KA
-that's so BA (bad ass, not Bachelor of Arts)
-Wacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man!! ...African American? Hail a cab!
-blow torches
-do you have any crackers? oh i thought you were gonna say crack cuz actually yeah, it's on its way now
-green galloping llama
-bam...bam...bam...bam...bam
-they're just jealous
-everyone does it, they just don't talk about it
-I hope my kid does pot, because if he did, I would thank God it wasn't anything else
-stupid stoner
-blinded by the light
-wimp.com pictures
-nap party
-square table discussions
-mario kart
Christina H.
-choose yo' lane! eatcho chips!
-sock on the tree
-dance party with the strobe light in our bedroom
-entering the Analport
-flamin' finger: gotta flame, gotta go!
-eat-cho-chips!
-I wana eat yo cahk (cake)!
-long, skinny meat stick in my tongue hole
-I don't curr about my hurr, I just push it behind my urr and I swurr I'll drink my burr!
-could you please shovel the ribs?
-my fanger! I've had this fanger since the fourth grade!
-don't touch my heart! (while I'm screaming)
-Hip Hop Turkey ringtone
Devin
-hiiiii, Buuuuurd
-poke in the forehead = bite on your body
-ride the horsey!
-stealing the jug (aka juggernaut)
-you're a liar! you lie!
-'dog waste feeds rats' sign
Domenico
-CMON CMON CMON CMON BABY!! come on baby TWIST & SHOUT!! twist and shout
-I feed you buh-non-uhs
-CAWW! CAWW! in the birdcage
Chantel
-let me give you an i.e.
-Shake that what?!? (holding up a laffy taffy)
-It's more like jelly...you know like butter & jelly...not like Jelloooo!
-Score! Yes! I love homework! I wish the teacher would give us more!
-me:How many shots does it take you to get drunk?
Chantel:I don't take shots...I take half bottles.
Rossi
-hey, Steph, why are there only white kids in the pictures?
-some people call me a "bing bong"
-blank, blank, blank! (chicken noodle soup)
-Chantel: Is a coconut a fruit or nut? Stephanie: It might be a fruit because tomato has toe in it and it's not a toe.
-What does "tart" stand for? Is that like for re-tart-ed?
-I have to teachicate the future!
-spinning chair diet
Dan
-too legit to quit
-Ray Charles owns your mother
-JJ
-I had sex with your mother last night and bubba filmed it
-D-bomb
-Jc Penny
-teddy bear eating alone in the dining hall
Allison
-"I want a pet squirrel, a big fat one! A plump one!"
-the Ha Ha game (or the Bock game)
-"I forgot the lighters" "We should just steal one from a drunk smoker"
-Guys!
-"I've never flashed anyone before" "That's a sad, deprived life"
-Animal Crackers aren't just for kids
-I swallowed a bug! the size of Isaac's head!
-goin to the nurse for a cough and she gives me 28 condoms
-"Moose is my favorite color"
-"This has codeine in it!"
-Snuffalupagus or Rhino?
-Walrus (you would have to practice with a light pole! -Mac)
-Alice in Wonderland song
-Keff
-"I have a pet glack at home!"
-Kenny walking into the wall
-"Oh Kyle!"
-Like a man that had a hard day that goes to the bar after work...
-"I wanna smell like boy!"
-Tell them I said, "helli!"
-drunk Morris, walking in our room when we got back from Lake Room
-"My ass got caught on the mirror! (and the door)"
-"My lips are creamy!"
-"Wayne stole my purse!"
-"Let's clash!"
-tallys
-"whoop whoop!"
Rose, Maria, & Allison
-Maybe there are different brands of cockroaches that fly
-Watch out for that rock!
-Oh my God, I seriously thought I just saw a buffalo crossing the street
-swervin on the roads in the snow and almost hitting the curb and then going completely on the other curb
Ria
-Would you rather have your face crazy-GRULED?
-at least he's a car dealer (referring to Gerald Ford as an answer on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire)
-me:oh my God you just look at him and ahh!
Ria:I know, I know!Shut the fuck up!
me:he's just so hot!
Ria:I know!You're such a fucking bitch!I know!...That's it, I'm leaving
(Ria walks out of my room and then walks back)
Ria:So, I'll call ya tomorrow?
-slappin her flip-flop on the tv screen
-It's not Ramnya, it's Ram...like Ramen noodles
-girl: Ciao!
Ria: ciao...fuck you...
-the "Hard to Handle" song
-Fuck it...have a beer!
-(walking past the IZOD store) Isn't that the computer store?....No you're thinking of I-Pod
-I'm not into wifin'...no sir!
-Touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me..I'll give it to ya just how ya like it giiiiirl!
Erick
-The transfunctioner is making a beeping noise.
-FatherBoard
-food fight with Mike & the cauliflower in Keith's drink
-jumping penguin
-Go suck a cow!
Isaac
-the Ha Ha game
-Guys!
-shaving the chest!
-it's a technical foul!
-"Your mom wants a long john....that she can suck on!!"
Keith
-prank phone calls with Keith's gay voice
-Ponce = great lover
-"Gravity is kicking my ass!"
-falling off Allison's loft bed
Christina M.
-butterfly dance & the "Christina" dance
-WHAT!! OK!! YEAH!!
-Bob the Builder, Generic Version!
-Hi, my name's John Sample
-Christina watchin' me eat my ice cream cone with "the big brownie"
Iza
-the "Iza" dance
-Chuck's animal sound effects on his car
-I have your White Castles hamburger!
-"there's burr in my hurr up in hurr!"
-(to ur sister) pet the pussy!
-makin the bushes and trees shake that one night
-"we're the only ones that kno how to dance here!"
-"Ok, bye" (to Tim at his apartment)
-the galloping, jingle horse