Thanks to you idiots I've had a big can of corn syrup chasing me all day. Terrifying! You get no kudos.
 

I like to think about the number 9. Related to the number 3, but three times as good.
 

Oh I totally love number 6. It's pretty great. I also like how in Stevie Wonder's "Ebony Eyes" he says, "Saxophone right here!" and then he says, "Saxophone one more time!" like there wasn't enough. EVER.
 

the federal reserve bank is private will be the culprit of a huge increase in U.S. poverty over the next 10 years more than any other factor; much like hawkins predicts the culprit of human extinction will most likely be attributed to a manmade nuclear war rather than a natural catastrophe.

We do ourselves in.......................................................................
 

i've thought about saxaphoneazz for awhile. so far it hasn't made any sense. although i may come upon a sudden realization or flash of inspiration.
 

blue is the new green
 

number 5
- i recently went on a tour of the afterlife
- not so much
- i thought it was going to be all rainbows and giraffes and left eye from TLC (too soon?) - anyway, while i was there i did some detective work - turns out that you can't listen to black sabbath there. i told them don't take the bands words so seriously, and in fact the themes they explore - loneliness isolation anger and violence are also well-worn territory for almost any artist. my pleas fell on deaf ears, so like i said no sabbath. good ice cream though. i was told that the people that are intolerant to lactose could even enjoy the ice cream without all the bloating and gas pains. i also liked the free 18 wheeler driving lessons. we have all seen the commercials and thought, why not me? well guess what? it is really hard and i could not get the hang of it in the 2 and 1/2 hour lesson i took. maybe you will have better luck. i was told i spent too much time talking on the squakbox (CB radio) looking for smokies (fuzz) and not enough time listening to the instructor. He kept yelling (didn't like being yelled at in the afterlife) that there are no smokies on our tail because there is no smokies in the afterlife.

so thanks for reminding me about that one time

senior suitcase - OUT
nothin but net!
 

Here's what I came up with.

1. 3 actually is the magic number.
2. The Illuminati is the new rock rap.
3. That's just good!
4. That's just bad.
5. I'm not completely convinced that you actually die.
6. That's just bad.

-Eyedea, inventor of the machine that turns hate mail into paychecks.
 

the number three is to me something that i never see. i disagree with all of the already assumed calculations counted on my calculator. i find that three is really a tree and two is you or me and we are all at once screaming
3, 3, 3.
 

I was able to wrap my mind around 5 of the 6 suggested categories.

While listening to Happy Apple, I found myself preparing 3 chicken breasts submerged in corn syrup at 425 degrees for 33 minutes. I'll have number 5 five figured out once I finish eating my chicken salad sandwich.

As for 2... You must request to be friends with the Federal Reserve Bank before you can view their MySpace page..................... Idiots!!!!!!!!!
 

oh goodie.
i like to express myself!

1) 3 is a magic number indeed, there's one on my front door.

2) secrets can be scary!
3) don't consume it, it's horrid.

4) sometimes my birthday falls on the first tuesday of november....or the day after. sigh.

5) it's like being born. but in reverse.

6) is it a soprano sax?