Greetings my erstwhile lab rats,

I'm happy to announce a new breakthrough in the annals of the C.O.G. - you see, last week, I, Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, discovered the elementary particle of BAD LUCK, which I have dubbed the PINKYON PARTICLE!    Forget the 'Higgs Boson' particle... forget the 'D.J. Particle'.  In fact, dismiss all other particles as meaningless crud and pointless pieces of fluff; this is the one you should be concerned about!!!  I shall announce my findings at our next lecture on March 13th at the New Orleans House of Blues, and demonstrate the power of Pinkyon particle manipulation forthwith!!!

Aside from that, it's time for us to finally put the fan club together, methinks... but it needs a name.  THEREFORE I'm announcing a contest for naming the C.O.G. Fan Club.  

What do you think the best name should be for the acolytes of the C.O.G.?  Reply with your best or worst idea!

Winner of this contest will receive a customized C.O.G. collectable considered to be classic by my closest compatriots.  Offer void where prohibited, you must be three years or older to enter.  Enter as often as you like.  May cause death in parts of Wisconsin, Delaware, and Antarctica.