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Uchiha Sasuke


Last Updated: 12/13/2009

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Age: 22
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City: Konaha, Hidden Village of the Leaf
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Country: JP
Signup Date: 2/15/2006

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Friday, August 28, 2009 

Current mood:  chill
So my friend had just been broken up with yesterday by this guy, Johnny, he'd began to date less than a month ago.  He was telling me about the breakup:

So Johnny and I were in the hot tub at this big party, and I'd had something to drink.  And these guys were all over him, so I was all, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY MAN" and he was all "I'M NOT ON YOUR MAN" and I was all, "DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT."  And then Johnny was all, "Dude, you're too drunk.  It's embarrassing!"  And I was all, "No, I can't stand these people all over you!  You have the KEYS TO MY HEART!"  And he was all, "I don't have those keys."  And I was like, "Wait...what do you mean you don't have the keys?"  And he goes, "To your HEART, man.  I don't have the keys to your heart!"  And I was like, "How could you fucking say that?!  How could you say you don't have the keys?!"  "I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING KEYS, MAN!!"  And I was like, "Dude...ouch."  So I walked into the bushes and sobbed.

I kept a straight face.  Not sure how, but I kept a straight face.


Am I a horrible friend now?
5:31 AM
 
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Tsukiko |Moon Child|

 
Don't worry, that doesn't make you a horrible friend.  It just means you have a strange sense of humor.  xD  I kind of find it humorous, too.  >.<;

 
Posted by Tsukiko |Moon Child| on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 5:47 AM
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Uchiha Sasuke

 
Thank you Rayvinne.  That makes me feel better. xD

 
Posted by υ. sαsυкε ‡мαяяιεd тσ иαяυтσ‡ on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 5:52 AM
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The Mayor of Myspaceton

 
"To your HEART, man.  I don't have the keys to your heart!"



 
Posted by The Mayor of Myspaceton on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 8:19 AM
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Uchiha Sasuke

 
HAHAHAHA
Thank you, Jeremy.  That was absolutely amazing.

 
Posted by υ. sαsυкε ‡мαяяιεd тσ иαяυтσ‡ on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 8:24 AM
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GONE---
Gone GOne

 
No..because honstly that made me laugh too XDDD
 
Posted by GONE--- on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 2:23 PM
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×·Sαкυяα·×

 
Don't worry; we'll go to hell together. 8D

 
Posted by ×·Sαкυяα·× on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 2:51 PM
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Ucнιнα Sαsυкe·

 
-kept a straight face reading it-

They were both drunk? Drunks don't amuse me anymore D8



 
Posted by Ucнιнα Sαsυкe· on Friday, August 28, 2009 - 4:15 PM
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