Where is the last place you had a kiss?:
Woburn, around four this morning.
What did you eat for breakfast yesterday?:
Cheerios.
When was the last time you were at an amusement park?:
Closest I've been in recent memory is the amusement rides at ICONS Festival.
When was the last time you cried out of physical pain?:
Dunno.
Have you ever done anything to Support the Troops?:
Like what? (good answer, I'll keep it)
Do you donate blood?:
No, I was told I'm not allowed because of the tattoos, but I'm not sure that's true.
Are you wearing two shirts?:
Nope.
Have you ever owned the socks with toes on them?:
Nope.
What were you the last time you went trick or treating?:
1982?
What's your favorite morning activity?:
Turning over and hitting the snooze.
Can you cook?:
I can. And I'm pretty good at it.
Is there alot of laundry in your hamper?:
Did my laundry a couple days ago.
When do you think you'll have children?:
1993
Can you point out constellations in the night sky?:
A few.
What was your favorite part about studying ancient Greeks and Romans?:
Dunno.
Have you ever eaten a gyro?:
Nope.
What's your favorite flavor of Tootsie pops?:
Chocolate. It doesn't matter what kind of food you're asking me about, the answer will always be chocolate. Yes, that includes fish, but I don't know anyone who makes chocolate flavored fish. Get on it, Cadbury.
What's the last thing you bought at a mall?:
Moulton Brown Recharge Black Pepper Body Wash. Good stuff.
Where did your mom go to high school?:
Mount St. Joseph Academy.
What's a subject you would never major in?:
Phys. Ed.
Is there someone who you can turn to for money and not be ashamed?:
I can turn to them, but I can't not be ashamed about it, but I fight the urge and try hard never to have the need.
When's the last time you took a bubble bath?:
Not a clue.
Have you ever swam in a river?:
Taunton and Charles.
Are there any dirty clothes underneath your bed?:
No.
What food do you love the smell of while it's cooking?:
Whatever's on the grill outside the ballpark, but I can't eat that stuff.
What food do you hate the smell of uncooked?:
Nothing comes to mind.
Has a bee ever stung you?:
Oh hell yes.
Where did you last go camping?:
Sometime in the 80's. Like early 80's.
In what month do you start Christmas shopping?:
December.
Have you ever slept in a bed with someone with bad BO?:
Not that I can recall.
Do you have a favorite flavor at Baskin Robbins?:
Chocolate. That goes for pretty much any place.
Are there fast food wrappers/cups in your car?:
I haven't been eating fast food lately.
Do you read the newspaper?:
I buy the Irish Emigrant and the Irish Echo, but I read the Boston Globe online.
What search engine do you use?:
Google, although Google Maps has shafted me twice in the last couple of weeks, so they're getting a time out.
Have you ever posted a question on Yahoo questions?:
Nope.
Have you ever been on a dating website?:
Nope.
Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity of the same sex?:
Crush? I'm not sure I'd go that far, but I can see why women go nuts for certain guys.
What kind of flowers would you plant in your garden?:
I've never even thought of starting a garden.
Would you rather have a flat tire or overheated car?:
I'd rather not have a car that needs new, expensive work done every month or so.
What's the safest form of transportation?:
Keds.
Do you believe that kids should be taught abstinence?:
I think kids should get all available information on both how to say no (if that's what you choose to do) and how to protect yourself (if you don't want to say no).
When's the next time you'll go to the grocery store?:
Within the next three days.
When's the last time you went to Chuck E. Cheese?:
Paige's 6th birthday.
What's your favorite cheese or cheese flavored food?:
Cabbot Mild Cheddar. I will also cop to liking Kraft Fat Free White American singles.
Do you like black licorice?:
No.
If you were in the Wild West, what would you be?:
The paperboy.
Does your #1 share the same last name as you?:
No, I keep asking but Dave wont leave his wife.
Can you count to 100 in another language?:
Used to be able to do it in French, but I haven't had the need to since 1986 or so.
What's the nearest thing to you that can bounce?:
Me. I can also roll. And lean with it and rock with it.
Do you hate cleaning?:
I like "having cleaned."
Do you clear dishes in the garbage disposal or in the garbage can?:
No garbage disposal.
Do you watch anything on the E! network?:
Not usually. I used to like Talk Suop, but haven't watched it since long before they dropped "Talk" from their name.
Have you ever tried out or thought of trying out for American Idol?:
Nope.
Where's your car keys?:
Right front pocket.
Did you keep any momentos of high school dances?:
I don't think I ever had any mementos from dances.
Do you still have clothes from your high school dances?:
No.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?:
No, but I can touch yours.
Which celebrities would you want to hang out with at a bbq?:
I don't know, but "Celebrity BBQ" just might be a show I'd watch.
Do you think you could do better drawings than Napolean Dynamite?:
I don't know that you can top the Liger.
If there was another gold rush in California, would you mine?:
Uh, no.
What are you doing on Superbowl Sunday?:
Probably going to Pete's house in Foxboro.
Ever been to the original 13 colonies?:
All of them.
Have you ever been to a concert that got out of control?:
Well, the most violent show I ever attended was at the old Lupo's in Providence with Agnostic Front, Youth of Today, and Wrecking Crew. It was such a testosterone-fueled skin head sausage party that the singer and guitarist from AF got into a fistfight on stage before their set. Crazy.
What's the last thing you watched on tv?:
An old South Park episode.
Who's show should be cancelled?:
I can't narrow it down that much, there are so many good candidates.
Do you like Lindsay Lohan as a blonde?:
Is she a blonde?
When's the last time you ate fruit?:
Um, wait...I can do this...don't tell me...
Can you jump rope double dutch?:
No, but I can eat Dutch Chocolate ice cream like a gold meddalist...