1.

the female always makes the rules

2.

the rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification

3.

no male is allowed to know all the rules

4.

if the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules

5.

the female is never wrong

6.

if the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant missunderstanding which is a direct result of something the male said or did wrong

7.

if rule 6 applies the male must apologize immediately for causing the missundersranding

8.

the female can change her mind at any given piont in time

9.

the male must never change his mind without written consent from the female

10.

the female has every right to be angry or upset at any time

11.

the male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be upset

12.

the female must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know if she wants him to be angry or upset

13.

any male trying to document the rules could be delt bodily harm

14.

if the female has PMS, all rules are null and void