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Age: 27
State: Ontario
Country: CA

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Friday, January 30, 2009 

I don't know why I didn't know about this website sooner. Probably 'cause I haven't gone hunting for silly people to mock in a long time...but this is just too great.


www.fstdt.com - Fundies Say the Darndest Things.


Oh they really, really do. People gather fundie quotes from around the internet and send them to this site. Good times.

Here are some gems:

"Of-course religious people do bad things sometimes. But at least their religion forces them to acknowledge within themselves the evil they do. Atheists have no such guidance. They are just like psychopaths! Cold, mechanical, soul-dead!"

Look, just because I abort fetuses that I conceive after lots of gay sex on the spot where The Ten Commandments stood before I demanded it be removed does *not* mean my soul is dead. It's just...hibernating.

"The women of America would do well to consider whether their much-cherished gains of the right to vote, work, murder and freely fornicate are worth destroying marriage, children, civilized Western society and little girls. They can at least console themselves with the thought that, in the long run, it doesn't matter what they do, because the women's-rights ideology is an evolutionary dead end, and it is increasingly apparent that societies embracing it will not survive."

Hmm....I've weighed your argument and I've come to the conclusion that yes, I do think it's worth it.


"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire."

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

"Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe."

I think you should be careful about what you're suggesting. According to the guy above, I've destroyed Western civilization so that I can have the right to murder...and if you don't like it, you shouldn't say such dumbass things, and stay at home where it's safe.


"What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible? "
I'm not even going to touch this one.


"Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these "rocks" at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day."
There's this wacky quote I heard one time...can't remember where...it had something to do with sin and casting stones...can't remember who said it. I think it was some old hippy.


"There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!

I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own."
This one was nothing special until that "interracial" line. I literally burst out laughing. These people can't be serious...


"Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish."

Thanks for clearing that up.


"In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor."
I've always said that we could stop global poverty completely if we just killed gay animals and fed them to people.


And finally:

"Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it."
I'm going to make that last sentence my sig line at forums from now on.

There are sister sites: Racists Say the Darndest Things, and Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest things. Wheeee!


Alessia Brio
Alessia Brio

 
Oh, I so needed the laughs this morning. And I feel so much better now about my totally non-lustful wank fantasies.

 
Posted by Alessia Brio on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 11:14 AM
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Namaste
Aaron Penkszyk

 
Wow...Are these people serious? I was raised Roman Catholic and am now my personal beliefs fall closest to being categorized as Agnostic....But damn...I guess its true what they said about Ignorance being bliss...I'm gonna have to check this site out if I get bored and need a laugh or two or a dozen....
 
Posted by Namaste on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 1:26 PM
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Angela/Texas

 
I've been to this site before, but the problem with it, is that I end up getting angry after the laughter has died down, and I don't like making myself angry for no reason.

 
Posted by Angela/Texas on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 7:04 PM
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