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The first three minutes of this movie are by far the scariest and not for the squeamish as it has a full frontal hog and man ass to spare. After that, it becomes a delightful hybrid of Outbreak and Dawn of the Dead. While the British may have supposedly once ruled the seas, and thereby the world, they have since devolved into suckling whiners who are incapable of helping themselves. During the Revolutionary War they were soundly beaten by Double-A equivalent American soldiers, World War II saw the United States come to their rescue as the War Machine blitzed London into rubble, and now we witness "The Rage" decimate their little country. A nude monkey man is awakened from a coma to find out that he is one of the few remaining survivors of a blood disease that causes humans to go mad with "The Rage" and kill each other. Once infected, the onset of the disease is full blown in only a few seconds and the infected person is looking for others to bite, claw, spit copious amounts of blood into their face, and finally to eat.

Monkey man joins a few other survivors to take a cross country road trip to find more survivors and any copies of the Page3 Girl that he can get his hands on (see FREE STUFF list). They end up at Euro Graceland where the last British soldiers on earth are having a blue-balls party. Once monkey man avoids an assassination he wreaks havoc John Rambo style, kills the soldiers, and takes his two ladies to the country to party until the zombies cool down.

Things noticed during the movie: Monkey man looks at his dead mom's panties, Congo's jungle love was not as good looking as monkey man's, and the British prefer placing coma patients nude on top of the covers. P.S. Very good movie.

Free Stuff British Monkey Man Got in 28 Days Later:

1. Doctors clothes and shoes
2. Medical care
3. Pepsi (bag of about a dozen cans)
4. Handfuls of money (still got the greed)
5. Newspaper
6. Box of Maltesers (Limey candy - malted milk balls, each pack is 37g (approx. 16 pieces), made by Mars, U.K.)
7. Hooded sweatshirt
8. Pain killers
9. Glass of creme de mint (much like America's Peppermint Schnapps)
10. Razor
11. Baseball bat
12. Baskets of groceries
13. Valium
14. Taxi ride to Manchester (in excess of 415 pounds - about $776 U.S.)
15. Army fatigues
16. Four Week getaway at a country cottage, fully furnished, plus more clothes