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Last Updated: 9/29/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 45
Sign: Scorpio

City: SPOKANE
State: Washington
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/17/2006
Saturday, May 23, 2009 

Current mood:  argumentative
~ To the motorcycle I cut off last week:  Yeah, it was my fault, but there was a cushion of at least 50 yards and I didn't know the school bus lane was too crowded to squeeze into, so my ass end was out a few feet. That street has a center lane. Get over it. You have to realize you're invisible. Turning your head around for another 30 yards to give me the stink eye only put yourself at more risk. Pinch it, dude.

~ To all you conservatives up in arms over gay marriage:  Name for me one way - any way at all - your marriage will be harmed or diminished if two gay people marry. If a couple 650 miles away from you marries in a quiet ceremony and continues on with their life, how have you been affected? That's what I thought. Lick it, a-holes.

~ To Flip Flop Nation:  Yeah, I love my flip flops. Easy on, easy off, cool feet, casual. But every damn day, with every outfit, regardless of weather, season, occasion? At least buy two pairs so you don't get such grimy feet. And will you please buy the right sized flip flop so I can quit obsessing over how your size 10 clown foot with bad nails is hanging over the front worse than you muffin top is shadowing your waist?

~ To anyone who has ever disparagingly used Barack Obama's middle name: If you've never used "Sidney" when speaking of John McCain or said "Richard Bruce Cheney", you're a racist fuckhead and go fuck yourself.

~ If you think an independent thinking "moderate" is someone who is too weak to just make up his or her mind, you're a hopeless idealogue fool. If you can't see that leaning too far in either direction causes you to fall over, you have clearly forgotten how to think for yourself. Two rights make an idiot and two lefts make a dumbass.

Currently listening:
The Executioner
By Mantic Ritual
Release date: 2009-03-10
Jessica

 
I sense...frustration, annoyance....
You didn't have to address my wardrobe in public like this though. Sheesh and I'm trying to lose the muffin top, I swear.

 
Posted by Jessica on Thursday, May 28, 2009 - 2:25 AM
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