So I'm certain that many of us frequent the many Starbucks that have seemingly popped up on almost every corner here in the Niagara Region. It's become part of many of our lifestyles. Well, have any of you noticed that upon visiting one of them (the Lundy's Lane location for ex..), you'll see the same workers that you saw the last time... and then hours later, you'll decide to visit the Fairview Mall location (this, I believe to be their headquarters, because it's the biggest, but mostly because it has a Chapters), and you see the SAME workers you saw earlier on, but they're working at that location now... so you scratch your head, sit down and ponder a while...
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And then, you come to the only possible conclusion there is... As Sherlock Holmes once said, Once all the impossibilities have been eliminated as evidence, all that remains, no matter how improbable MUST be the truth... Stabucks is a prostitution ring! Evidence you ask for??? Well I have it!!!
- There are FAR too many shift changes than allowable hours in the day that the business is open
- There is a constant flux in employees... You always see new people that you've never seen there before even though you've been going there almost every day since the place opened... (They might be drugging us... but I'll save that for another blog...)
- You still see the regular employees... but NEVER in the same place...
So how does it work you ask??? Well, I'll tell you that too... See, they start off at the satelite locations... (the ones that are smaller and NOT part of a Chapters), and then they work their way up to the bigger clientele at Chapters... It's like being promoted... they first have to work the circuit. Then when they get promoted to the HQ location, they can get way more business from all the people who are obviously spending more money buying BOTH coffee and books...
Ahhhh... GENIUS you're now thinking I'll bet... hahahahaha... Well don't worry, there are professionals looking into this matter...
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