Nicole loves babies.
Maybe one day she'll give birth.
First, she needs the sperm.
-Nicole

I found my dead cat
stashed under a pile of leaves.
Someone had shaved him.
-Andrew

I left my red heart
beating beneath the hot sun.
It got a sweet tan.
-Nicole

Let us ponder the valley of brain
as I kneel before the temples
and smoke the third eye blind.
-Jeremy

Jeremy Szuder,
the autumn leaves are burning!
That is no haiku.
-Andrew

Honey comes from bees.
Pour some sugar on me now,
'cause I need some love.
-Nicole

Times can be so tough.
You have to eat the ramen;
but it is not so yummie.
-Jessica (featuring Chris!)

We make rockin' foam.
Cold milk time will work best.
Cappuccino fun!
-Jessica Chris

Andrew looks just like
the lead singer of Wolfmother.
Tall hotties with curls
-Jessica

Here I am again,
Masa is the place to be.
deep dish paninis.
-Jessica

The chez stands alone
a tornado of doom comes
And whisks him away.
-Jessica

The snow's gonna melt.
I just hope they don't find her
before I leave town.
-Andrew

rob will cook the food
his eyes will peirce your soul
chicago's on fire.
-Jeremy

FINGERS CAKED WITH FIRE
BILLY SQUIRES PLAYING TONIGHT
MY LIGHTER IS FULL
-Jeremy

If for wine no charge
and your checks are always wrong
no Christmas party
-Rhonda

Today I caught him
hiding in my lemon tree.
What a total perv!
-Andrew

He'll come back, you'll see.
I've carved his face in the ice
to make him love me.
-Andrew

Texting may be fun
though your tables need service
Oops - phone in the trash
-Rhonda

"All the leaves are brown,"
we would sing before she died.
"And the sky is grey."
-Andrew

In this dusty house,
every time you start to weep
I'll lick your eyeballs.
-Andrew

When you get angry
your skin tastes just like pine trees.
What is up with that?
-Andrew