Early on Sunday, September 18, the goat that was living on Lee Wiggins’ face was completely cut out of the picture. Due to a shaving accident the entire body of facial hair was removed. “I was getting tired of the goatee” states Wiggins. “The only reason I kept it was because of the compliments it got from the ladies.”

As he was doing his routine Sunday morning shave he began trimming the abundant moustache. A couple of wrong clips later revealed some bare spaces above the top lip. “That was just the excuse I needed to get rid of the whole thing.” Wiggins’ told us that several people had expressed an interest in seeing him with just the moustache. “Some friends from college said I should grow a ‘stache. If the situation was different I would have tried to save it but unfortunately it was the first thing to go.”

Wiggins decided that now that his facial fuzz was gone he could try any other changes in appearance. That morning he was spotted with his (head) hair pushed over to one side. One witness commented that he looked like “a twelve year old boy.”

Wiggins’ chin and lip are very happy to see the light of day once again. That afternoon as he was cutting the lawn the lower face glistened with the sweat that had been deprived to them from the former hair. When we talked with Wiggins’ lips they said how happy they were that once again they would get to feel the softness of Wiggins’ lady friends on romantic evenings that ended with a goodnight kiss. Wiggins assured us that they forgot that feeling a long time ago.