It's the story of:
1. A group of US soldiers on a guerrilla warfare suicide mission so sadisticly awesome that it makes you wonder how much more fun Apocalyspe Now would have given Marlon Brando's character and his crew more screen time and juicier dialogue.

2. A little girl with with a thirst for revenge and and aim to use a movie theater as a deadly weapon.

3. A Nazi Captain, so gleefully evil, he makes Hitler look like a boring mess.

I won't spoil the movie for you, but I will say that it features an ending unlike any I've seen or ever thought I'd see in any WWII movie ever.

In closing, not only is Inglorious Basterds hands down the greatest and most glorious movie about WWII ever, ever.... I will be severely disappointed in any other WWII movie I see from now on that doesn't include Lt. Aldo Raine as a featured character.

Sound good?!