Oh man you know the world is ending when i become a GODFATHER!!! Hahaha. One of my best friends had a child a few weeks ago(way to go Brain) and since Pat is already Uncle Pat, he didn't wanna be the godfather either, so that left me. And i was all about it. I know what your thinking, i am the worst influence for a child, but thats where your wrong. I enjoy children that are not mine because like a child, all i wanna do is play. I went to Nikki's grauation party this summer and she has a few younger cousins, well i spent the whole day playing with them in the backyard, i don't know what to tell you, boys under 10 get me excited. But i have the mind of a child most of the time, you would too if you had my job, and dealed with complete ass wipes all day. So i am content playing with children and watching Dora the Explorer then talking with adults about "real stuff"  You ever see that Dora, shit is addictive. Fucking Boots RULES!!! So i am a godfather, serves me right, kids middle name is the same as mine. The end is near.