It's summer, and in NYC, that means interns. All you New Yorkers know what I'm talking about. All these kids from Alabama and Colorado and Florida and other states all show up here in the big apple ready to prove how hard-working they are! Well we've got a couple interns hanging around, and we thought we'd see what this one guy was all about. Meet Michael Theodore Wallingsworth, and try not to judge too much, you know? He's not from around here, and it's his first day on the job.

Yeah,
Jeffrey
Editor-in-Chief
Projectionist

Get to Know the Pioneer
Issue 6

Interview with Pioneer Intern Michael Theodore Wallingsworth
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GtKtP: Where are you from, kid?
MTW: I'm from San Francisco.
GtKtP: And where do you go to school?
MTW: UCLA.
GtKtP: And you came out to NYC for an internship?
MTW: Yes, I did. I want to be prepared for after graduation.
GtKtP: So you're interning at a weird, one-screen, half trash, half art-house movie theater in Manhattan?
MTW: I thought this was a film company or something. Didn't someone say something about filming or something. Or film? I don't know. I thought there would be celebrities.
GtKtP: Dude.
MTW: This is a movie theater?
GtKtP: Dude, I'm interviewing you in front of a movie screen, and we're in movie theater seats, and I'm eating popcorn right now.
MTW: I don't know. I thought this was a set. Is this a joke? Did Trevor tell you to do this? Trev! You fucker, I know you're here somewhere. You can't punk me. I got you at Smash Bash '06, bro, you'll never get me. I know it's you.
GtKtP: Who is Trevor?
MTW: Yeah, okay, man. Who's Trevor? Yeah, ha ha, good job. Realistic movie theater. Yeah right. Where's Natalie Portman and Nathan Lane?
GtKtP: Nathan Lane? What? Those are the two celebrities you're expecting on a movie lot?
MTW: Bro, come on. Where's Trevor? Where's Michael J. Fox? I know what's going on.
GtKtP: Luiz Guzman comes around every once in a while, but this is a real movie theater. It's not a joke by your friend Trevor.
MTW: I know he told you to say that. I know it. Joke's over.
(long pause)
GtKtP: Oh, man, you're good. You figured it out. You got us, Michael. Fuckin' Trevor. That guy. He'll never be as good as you.
MTW: That's right.
GtKtP: Well, I guess you can go.
MTW: Sweet. Tell Trevor I'll nut in his soup.
GtKtP: What?
(Michael "peaces out.")
GtKtP: Nut in his soup?


That's it for now. See some movies. See them here. Don't nut in anyone's soup please. Thank you.

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