Carla Bennet pulled me aside the other day and asked why she hasn't been interviewed yet, and I didn't have a good answer for her so we scheduled an interview right there. Carla is a college student, and as we all know, is the object of Nick Navarlos' desires. I'm sure he'll print this out and sleep with it for a week. Just kidding, Nick.

Jeffrey
Editor-in-Chief
Projectionist

Get to Know the Pioneer
Issue 8

Interview with Pioneer Counter Attendant Carla Bennet
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GtKtP: Hi, Carla, you were kind of in my face about this interview.
CB: Yeah, well, that's right. Interview me already.
GtKtP: Well, a lot of people work here.
CB: I don't care.
GtKtP: Geez. You asked for it. So, what's going on with you and Nick?
CB: There's nothing going on with me and Nick. He never talks to me.
GtKtP: You know he likes you though, right? You saw that poem I found, right?
CB: Yeah, but I bet you made that up. I'm not going to fall for your stupid trick.
GtKtP: Are you serious? I have the napkin at home. I'll bring it in and show it to you.
CB: You could have made it yourself.
GtKtP: Why would I do that?
CB: To trick me!
GtKtP: I don't know how I'm getting this reputation around here. Well, anyway, you can believe me if you want to, or don't. But maybe talk to Nick sometime.
CB: Nick's a nice guy, but I don't think I want to pursue anything.
GtKtP: Harsh. He's not going to like reading that.
CB: This is a terrible interview. You're not even asking me anything.
GtKtP: What do you want me to ask you?
CB: Oh my god, you're the interviewer. You're supposed to have questions! Like on a blue card or something! Don't you watch talk shows!
GtKtP: No.
CB: Yeah, no kidding you don't.
GtKtP: Okay, first question.
CB: I'm out of here. So lame.

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