Well hello there. I know there is not many on my friends list at the moment, but those of you with keen eye sight will have noticed that my marital status has now turned to single. That's right peeps, me and the missus are no more. I am alright about that part of it as it was expected. I won't go into all the details, but basically we just drifted apart. It is a bit of a wrench not seeing little'un (my princess) everyday, but I'm sure it will get better with time. For those of you that followed my other site (link under my profile pic) you will be pleased to know that I will be updating it a bit more regulary again soon, and hopefully keeping the same vein of nonsense and idiocy that has become expected of it. This site however, is going to be my diary (if I can be arsed). Might aswell get started then so here we go;

Split from wife just over a week ago and moved back into my parents house. Feels a bit srange living with mummy and daddy again as I am 31 years old. I am in their old bedroom and they are in the bigger bedroom that my older brother and myself used to share. that is another weirdity, sleeping in what has always been my parents room. It is in need of decorating as all the wallpaper and carpets have been stripped out. I have a tv/dvd combo, a video player and I treated myself to a digital box and x-box 360.  Most of my clothes are still in suitcases apart froma select few, which have been moved to a kids wardrobe that was destined for little'uns sleeping over room. I am quite lucky as there is no nastyness between me and the ex (oh dear, another weirdity) and am still having plenty of contact with little'un. She is a bit confused though, and isn't too sure why daddy isn't at home. It doesn't seem to have affected her in any other way, like at school or anything so fingers crossed she will come through it all unscathed.  Not much else to add at the moment, I am going to go and check out my shelf in the fridge (I insisted on doing my own shopping and cooking), and sort myself out some din dins.

   And finally, any single and attractive ladies getting excited at my singleness should apply in writing below, and will promptly be put in the que for vetting and interviews. Miss Minogue (both of you), please stop calling me and wait your turn. You know Jodie Kidd got her name in first so lets stop the fighting and settle down or you will be pushed down the list.