Current mood:

silly
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
So I was dreaming that we had tried to improve humanity by injecting everybody with doggie DNA, but then everybody was licking each others faces and sniffing each others butts, and there was never time for coffee. So I was writing a letter to Congress saying lets counteract with kitty DNA, but then I was thinking wed all be hissing at each other. So I just wrote that we needed some kind of protocol set up, and then I went out in the back yard and rolled around on a dead bird.