sorry we posted this so late... we almost forgot how important memory of experience is... we almost fucked up by not posting this... but of course A$P didnt fuck up... here we go... this tour was 3 months long and we are still alive and together and stronger than ever... we make magic... the secret squirrel is one of our favorite venues ever... its always a good time... we played indoor soccer in an ex-old church/new comedy club in atlanta... bob s's big p and will treat you right... everyone took their shirts off in shreveport... someone dude tried to touch zak's dick in little rock while he was on the bar so zak drank his beer then spilled it in his lap... then blake was slapping girls asses as they were leaving and their boyfriends thought that it was zak and were hawking him real evil like... moline and omaha ruled!... milwaukee's good peoples that know how to party... they dont stop partying... ever... we played a gay bar in indiana... it had glitter on the walls... we were hoping that our 6/6/6 show would rule... but it ended up sucking huge cock... ultra pulverize is the coolest band ever... those dudes are genious'... watch Royalty and Catass... search for that shit on YouTube right now... we went to the free zoo in st. louis... our austin show was raided by 30 cops... the cops were postin up... just like on cops... they are so pro its rediculous... they had video cameras and everything... i hope everyone of our shows on tour from now on get raided by 30 cops... it was a good time... independence day was spent in las cruces... pablo is the man!... we stayed with 2 lovely ladies in wyoming... people were doing flips at our house show in provo... we are no longer afraid of utah... we have become one with those caring mormons... we love you and your non-mind altering substance in your body morman asses!... lewiston was a treat AGAIN... bobby missile and jake noise did something VERY bad in spokane... so bad that we cant tell you... lusty lady in seattle... GO THERE NOW... 30 seconds of live completely naked bitches for just one quarter... you cant beat a deal like that... you can even jack off in the booths... none of us did that of course... we are clean disease free americans... erik from black elk hooked us up with a show in portland that was tight for trista's birthday... and we did bad things again that night too... not as bad as spokane though... but still pretty bad when following the american standard guidelines... we hung with pisces knife and they took us to the yuba river... the yuba river is by far the most amazing thing that we have ever seen before... we didnt think that shit could look that good... crystal clear water... big ass smooth boulders that you can swim under without risk of death... go to the yuba river now!... ANOTHER bad ass house party in santa cruz... no boardwalk this time though... we couldnt work a show out on a tuesday this time... thats the 65 cent ride night... 1 billion thanks to Sonny Kay for everything that he has done for us and is going to do for us... we stayed at his house in hollywood for a week... its nice to be involved with someone whos life is as involved in music as ours... we mixed our first full length for GSL in los angeles with the mighty pete at infrasonic sound... its a great studio... there was a pool party in pomona after our show in a venue full of black lights... there was a hot tub too but it didnt get hot... we still sat in it though... the tide trapped us at a beach party in isla vista... damn that place is fun... we met a girl whos family owned an avacado ranch that brad pitt was vacationing at... we believe her... the smell and il corral ruled again... we played a fun show in san diego with our boys in the north atlantic... WE PLAYED IN FUCKING MEXICO!!!... mexico was so much fun... we did bad things again there... the people were so nice... most of the dudes knew trista's name already... speaking of dudes in mexico... there were about 130 dudes and 20 girls at our show... whats up with that mexico? we wont let that stop us from risking our lives and coming back to you... but damn... you gotta do something about that ratio... BANDS: DONT BE SCARED AND PLAY IN MEXICO!!!... alot more stuff happened... if you can think of anything cool that we did please let us know so we can edit this blog and make it that much better...