In my defense:

1.) I had no idea that catnip was effectively feline pot. Yes, that little plastic baggy it comes in gives one an eerie feeling, but still. How would I know, my mom made me give back my first kitten (age 7, orange tabby named Frisky and no, I'm not over it yet) after two hours?!?

2.) Had I known rationale uno, I might have inferred that you are not to give said controlled substance to kittens until they are at least six months old. Maybe I'll take away the nip-filled fishy chewtoy for a day or two and see if the paranoia and muchies subside.

PS - I think his/her/its name might be Choxie (as in the cheap chocolate at Target) but I haven't decided yet. See a pic of the new addition with the rest of my lovely photos.