Tell you what though right. Back ache is a pain in the arse (it literally can be right down to your bloody arse).
I've had it for 2 weeks now and am only just getting back to normal. It has been hard though, not being able to carry on with my hardcore fitness regime of 100 press-ups a day for my enormous guns... in fact, my arms are more like atomic bombs. Nah that's all a lie, I can't do press-ups.
But it has been sore. Anyone who's had it knows what I'm on about. Your legs fall away from under you when you try to walk. And I'm a moany little bitch when I'm not well, so my long suffering girl-friend has had to deal with a lot. In fairness though, she does get to go out with me so she should just be thankful for that.

My songwriting partner Jay and I have got management. It's weird. We've spent so long not having a fucking clue what we're doing, it's nice to have someone tell us.
"Do this, do that. Go there." We're like, "OK". They're like "Write songs or we'll kill you." We're like "Steady on mate. It's an art form that can't be rushed." They're like, "Sorry. It's just been a long day. Lots going on right now." We're like, "No worries. Have you tried yoga?" They're like,"Nah, the girlfriend is into all that bollocks but I don't think it'd work for me." We're like, "Well, think about it. Want to go to the pictures?" They're like, "Yeah, but none of that Keanu Reeves rubbish. What's he actually for?" We're like, "Dunno."
It's been such a busy time (although it seems like that a lot recently) that I feel like Jesus' birthday was ages ago. I always seem to lose 2 weeks around christmas. My friends assure me I was in Glasgow, but I've got no recollection.
Since I last wrote to you, we have been sent someone to save us from the devil and dracula. I speak of course about Barak Obama. How long do you think it will be before everyone realises he doesn't actually have magic powers? At least he knows he doesn't. George Bush still tries wingardium leviosa on himself.
Working with a band called Daggers at the minute. Pretty damn good stuff. You can myspace them at daggersuk. The songs we did with them will be finished in the next few days.
Dave Gibson appears on the brink of world domination. I wonder when people will realise he looks like an old puppet?
Jules Perretta is also about to take on the world. He actually IS an old puppet (have you seen him dance?)

I'm done.

Good times x