Hello worldly traveller.
It has been quite some time since I have written anything on
here. This is down to fairly equal mix of being incredibly busy and “ah cannae
be bothert” as we say back home.
LOTS going on though! Not that I’d tell the likes of you,
coming round here, cap in hand, looking for scraps and farthings. First off, I am still alive and well. The sun
is shining as I write this and life is fekin magic. My writing partner Jay and
I are embarking on many different projects at the moment, all of which are
totally awesome. How awesome you ask? So awesome that if I told you about them you
may try to worship me as some sort of God. That would be a bad move, as I would
certainly be a VENGEFUL GOD AND YOU WILL BRING ME THINGS OR BE SMOTE BY ME...
THE GREAT SMITER. THAT’S NOT A WORD. DO NOT LAUGH AT YOUR GOD! Caps lock off.
Since I last wrote to you, many things have happened in the
world that I’m sure you would like my take on.
SUSAN BOYLE. This woman is as mad as a bag of cats. Singing
voice aside I hope she has massive success just to see what she does next. Over
the course of 8 weeks she has become the most famous person on the planet, and
now she’s in the priory. LOVE IT! It could only happen in this country. How
long before the tabloids who love her are writing headlines like,”BOYLE BURSTS
ALL OVER THE UK!” or “HAIRY ANGEL CAN F*** OFF!”. Knowing our tabloids, not long. Good voice, I
wish her all the best and hope she makes a shed load of cash.
MP’s EXPENSES. I’m actually vomiting a little as I write
about these bloody scumbags who seem to be able to do whatever the hell they
like without ANY shame. The problem is, everyone is pointing the finger at the
Labour government as they are in power. Fair enough, but now it looks like
public favour is swinging toward the torys’ who are just as bad, but perhaps
worse as they’ve got David Cameron! Please God (not me, another one) don’t let
a man who looks like he’s been made out of wax become our next Prime minister. These
MP’s and their parties are all the same. If they can get away with it, they’ll
do whatever the hell they like. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
LADY GAGA. Did you
see her on Jonathon Ross? Another one who’s mad as hell but with a great voice.
Think she may be a robot.
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS SEASON 2. Oh. My. Christ. These guys
are total geniuses. If you haven’t seen it yet I urge you to check it out. “Choir
of Ex-Girlfriends” is a particular favourite of mine. If you don’t like it, you’re
wrong.
That’s all I can be bothered with at the moment. In fact, I’ve
kind of bored myself writing it so you must be fairly fed up reading it. Nah
probably not, I’m awesome.
I’ll write again in another 8 months ;-)
Dave
PS A big thank you to Victoria who ran the DavidSneddon.biz
fan site for years off her own back. As I am no longer a performer, she has
finally realised I am not worth the effort, and has moved on to better things!
Thanks Vic
xx
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