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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Taurus

City: Toms River, NJ and Coconut Creek
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/24/2004

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 

Current mood:  cooky/wacky
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Official Hilarious Announcement....

If you don't find this quick recap funny or at least mildly amusing....just imagine how we feel...

 


PRINCESS SSF calls TARA BUSH and says she is coming to FetishCon

TARA thinks it's a great idea and they immediately starts getting everything organized....

Princess SSF jumps on a jet to TARA's condo in south Florida...

They are they going to Fetish Con together.....

It was going to be the best trip ever....

Since they were so very organized....

They show up just in time to miss their first two shoots....

One of them should have looked up the word 'organized' in the dictionary where it is so simplistically defined as:

having a formal structure, especially to coordinate or carry out for widespread activities.

Hmmmm....

Interesting concept….

Apparently they thought an 'organized' trip was better defined as:

Huge-Giant-Rushed-ClusterFuck In the Land of Tampa, FL

Here is what they learned on this 'adventurous journey'

You see….Things are not always as they appear.

Two leashes are not always better than one.

The distance between  your ass and what you were smothering can dramatically change based on whether or not  the balloon has air in it.

During FetishCon---Man at Giantess booth seeking make up artist is not necessarily inquiring for someone else.

Tip to remember when calling the Hyatt's front desk------Almay is simply a make up company and not anyone's actual name

Suspension  bondage can always be  replicated using two guys to lift Tara up in the air while she is Hog Tied

Bleeding is desired at times….

A dead battery is not the best ending that this story could have….

But…

Learning that….

State of Emergency/Tropical Storm warnings are occasionally an accurate advisory and a damn good reason not to travel home down 'alligator alley' in an attempt to avoid the $13.60 toll.

Is apparently even worse!!!!

 

Contact us at:

www.SexyModelTara.com

and/or

www.SweetCherryFeet.com

1:18 AM
 
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Kymberli

 
sounds for sure like a terrible horrible no good very bad week. kinda like the ones alexander has..... i take it you want to move to australia? :)
 
Posted by Kymberli on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 4:06 AM
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David X
David Xander Casillas

 
Fetishcon? See, you should have gone to ComicCon - they would have appreciated you more there hahahaha
 
Posted by David X on Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 9:15 PM
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spud
spud Rus

 
A good fetish con is one that you walk away from without permanent injuries and a few surviving brain cells...
 
Posted by spud on Sunday, August 24, 2008 - 8:21 PM
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Professor
NJ Wrestling Professor

 
And I thought I was having a bad week. Well at least you are safe.

 
Posted by Professor on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 - 7:18 PM
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Addie Juniper
Addie Juniper

 
Aww, I'm sorry, Tara! That sucks.

 
Posted by Addie Juniper on Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 7:23 AM
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Eggy
Ekber Eggy Jan

 
Here is what I get from this semi cryptic blurb.


First (and most obvious) You may need a manager. If you've already got one, it's time you considered another, the first one has dozed at the wheel.


Second (not sure if I read into this correctly) Smuggling goodies within ones self is not advisable.
Airport security is "Chock Full O" men and women that would love to give you and your friend (that is if she looks anything like you) "The Full Body Search"

For those of us that are unaware, this involves rubber gloves.
(I'd personally take my time with this one, ensuring a mutually beneficial experience ;)

This is of course beside the fact that if the balloon were to rupture..
A) You'd have an hour to live
B) You'd be pissed that all your party favors were expended before the trip even started.


Lol on "Man at Giantess booth.."

As far as dead batteries are concerned, time for rechargables. Energizer makes a 4 pack with recharger for $26.00 at Walmart. Not sure if they would last long in your application (assuming were talking about "little buzzy things with little electric motors) but for digital cameras, they are priceless..

Good ole Walmart, where all manner of excellent things can be found. Of course if you took advantage of all the priceless finds at Walmart, you wouldn't need batteries to start a day or cap off a night... (Wink Wink :-}

BTW, a gourmet feast of Turkish food awaits. The ball is in your court..
 
Posted by Eggy on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 1:22 AM
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NOMAD

 
haha..i need to come here more often.
funny fucking story!

teo leashes are not always better than one. very quotable.

 
Posted by NOMAD on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 6:46 AM
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