Latest reports indicate that the "king of basspunk" died of ear failure at 2am last night. "Close friends" are suggesting that the pressure of doing 2 gigs in a row at the Old Blue Last and persistent problems with his hard drive led him to take an overdose of cocoa and lurpak.

The funeral will consist of an enormous gold monolith containing Cursors remains falling and crushing Ushers foot and making him REALLY cry.
Cursor Miner's "close friends" will be distraught as his sales skyrocket.

Other acts to perform at the tribute will be:
Kieth Harris and Orville
Vixen
Haircut 100
Cannibal Corpse, Obiturary, Death, Autopsy etc
El Nino - the first time an entire global weather system has performed live on a Tuba.

ONLY KIDDING, I'm not dead everyone. I really wished Jacko had leaped from his coffin dressed as a Zombie and done thriller. That would have been proper SHOWBIZ.