I love Meg Fowler. She always inspires me to write in my blog.  The girl writes sometimes 3 times a day!

Along with the Friday Love List, she encourages her readers to comment on all sorts of sillyness.  Today, it was "Trashy Confession Day"!  I've got several trashy confessions, mostly from the '80s...

Here it goes!  Maybe you would like to leave a comment with your trashy confessions!

1.I had posters of Don Johnson on my bedroom wall when I was in grade 5!  I was in love with my class-mate Ryan Green and was convinced that he looked like Don Johnson.

2. Because I was in love with Ryan Green, I wore green eyeshadow on my lids, right up to my brows.  Not kidding.  I wonder if he noticed...

3. In grade 8, I had a pen pal in Japan.  I sent her a tape of Guns N Roses with an Axle Rose collage I made for her (with hearts and stuff).  She sent back a tape of the orchestra she played in, they recorded Brahms.  She sent me a photo of her new bassoon.  I felt like a heel.

4. I had such poor and aggressive driving habits as a teenager, one guy who had been in front of me got out of his car to give me a talking to about my tailgating.  I swore really loud and swerved around him GOING THE WRONG WAY THROUGH THE INTERSECTION.  Not proud of that one.

5. Every time my wife Penny and I go to a wedding, I always whisper "Mawaige" (just like the guy from The Princess Bride) in her hear as the marriage commissioner starts the ceremony.  She always cracks up.

6. I used to own every Metallica tape and had front row tickets to the 1992 Black Album concert.

7. I really like Fireball Whiskey.  Have you tried it?  It's dangerous.  I even had a sip last night just because it was there.

8. In the first few years I was the chick-singer of the disco band Wunderbread, I would wear TWO bras to get the best cleavage possible and the least amount of bounce.  Rather extreme back pain ensued.

9. Once while on vacation in the Shuswap Lakes, I worked out a whole routine and lip-sync to the song The Heat Is On by Glenn Frey which included a fancy, jerky head movement for the sax shots.  I couldn't turn my head for the rest of the trip.  It was 1985, I was 10.

10. The first instrument I learned to play when I was 10 was the clarinet.  I picked it because it looked just like Kenny G's soprano sax!

Apparently I was kind of a nerd in 1985!  Weren't we all?!  WHAM! rules!