This was a pretty funny story...kinda has something to do with AP...thanks Jana!! (JANA is not the ass beatee in this story, it is a recent new friend of hers!! ha ha!)

""Ha ha I got into my first bar fight last night and got my ass whipped!
Josh and I went to lakeland to pick up a drum set and have a few drinks with our friend justin when justin said something that the bar tender didnt like and we got kicked out .... as we are leaving a bunch of big tough hillbilly guys comes after us wanting to kick justin and joshs ass ... josh is standing there like whats going on since he had no idea why we were being thrown out and these guys are pissed .... justin is drunk and still talking ish to these guys so I decide to jump in the middle and stop all this fight non sense which was working the guys were backing off and I was pushing justin out the door when all of a sudden this old fat bar hag comes around grabs my hair so I grab hers she brakes not 1 but 2 bottles over my head and I rip a huge clump of hair outta her head, the guys from the bar pull her away and blood is all over me ..... Josh calls the cops and they did nothing of course everyone had fled the scene and the best advice the cop could give me was not to wear that shirt in his county again ... it was my asshole parade shirt with george bush on it!! I thought that was funny! they looked me over said nothing looked bad .... but I fell asleep in the van and josh tried to wake me up thinking head injury dont go to sleep ..... when I wonke up I couldnt remember ANYTHING my name, age, where I lived ...... scary! so we got home paramedics came I cheated on the test they gave me so I wouldnt have to go to the hospital.... then josh made me go a little while later anyway cause I still couldnt remember a lot of things! so ha ha my first concoscion ( i know i totally spelled that wrong) my head feels like its been hit by a train and I feel like I am going to throw up and the computer is too bright, oh and my family the one who wont have anything to do with me wants to get a court order to bakeract me know cause they think I am being distructive .......... so peace out yo!! ""