Alright people- I have decided to do this now. I am gonna right some stuff for you to read and enjoy... it is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and save five bucks. That's right five whole bucks. Everytime you read this blog, visit my page, listen to my music, or just say my name in an english accent... you will save five bucks. I know what your thinking..."how is that even possible" or maybe "this diet will never work"...... so maybe I don't know what you are thinking -but those were two damn good guesses. The point is how can you afford not to save five bucks. With our busy lives spent whiling away the hours on the internet, searching for meaning, or just fretting about the subprime mortgage crisis- who can afford to spend time clipping coupons or tending an ant farm to raise extra money?? All I know is- I can't. So I thought I would make it easy for you- Listen to my music, sing along, paint a picture of me, hell write me a poem and you will save five bucks- every time! no questions asked. Do it a hundred times a day- and that is almost five hundred bucks. Now I'm no "Math Whiz" and I don't have a "calculator" strapped to another "calculator" in my pocket.. but that sounds like a pretty fantastic deal, the stuff dreams are made of, patriotic "american" dreams, not the ones where you show up to school in your unmentionables or ride around in a go cart with your landlord. All I'm really saying here is that five bucks is a lot of money, true, its less than it used to be, but its more than it will be, and still more than it will surely never probably be. And that is enough for me. The knowledge that everywhere people are listening to my music and dreaming of a better life... I am making that happen- saving people five bucks, putting smiles on faces, helping people stick to those "new year's" resolutions, curing incurable diseases. So take heart my friends- I am here!!! and I never rest!!! I'll be here cheering you on and saving you five bucks any time you damn well please!!! Thanks again, Your Humble SuperHero