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	Daria	Wrestling It can be tough but It is life.   Posted by Daria on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:09 AM [Reply to this]

	Enygma™ Sharie Wonderland	Omggg, you're bad. I'll totally write one.   Posted by Enygma™ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:09 AM [Reply to this]

	Enygma™ Sharie Wonderland	So I made this one, I tried. What do you think, John? xxx Cody and Ted, simply priceless? Simply nothing, bitches. John Morrison, more amazing and hot off the shelves. Save your tears, girls. Cena's nothing. No one likes a golden boy. Jeff Hardy? Pff, more like Joke Hardy. He don't measure up. Montel ain't ballin'. Yeah, screw that. Morrison is. Batista is a steroid king. Who likes someone that big? Hell no, hell no. Big Daddy V? More like Big Boobs McGee. Lose some weight, fattie. Dream. Love. Scream.   Posted by Enygma™ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:25 AM [Reply to this]

	[Masquerading Music Mind]	Actually, a haiku is suppose to be composed so that each verse is in a syllable pattern, being 5/7/5. For example... Reality Check goes, More Moonlight Drives all night long We are the best ever. Like that. Also, Kudos all mighty shaman.   Posted by [Masquerading Music Mind] on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 8:54 PM [Reply to this]

	Dennis {i KnOw WhErE i StAnD!} Dennis Alatorre II	Wow absolutely great poems I really like the ones about Festus what a loser. Santino needs to back off... he was all saying stuff about you on his lame show Santino's Casa, what a stupid name for starters. You guys should make fun of him and Beth Phoenix on your next episode. It would be great. Well just though I would drop a comment on this blog. Can't wait till ECW and next weeks Dirt Sheet. Good Luck...   Posted by Dennis {i KnOw WhErE i StAnD!} on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:10 AM [Reply to this]

	Daria	Wrestling It can be tough but It is life   Posted by Daria on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:10 AM [Reply to this]

	I Am™	NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1   Posted by I Am™ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:10 AM [Reply to this]

	WWE's #1 Fan Jennifer Collura	I love it and I love you!!!! I think you are the next Jim Morrison. Is that where you get your insperation from? I think he would be proud of your poems. They are very original. Good job.   Posted by WWE's #1 Fan on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:18 AM [Reply to this]

	{{davon}} Davon George	HD.WWE SMACKDOWN   Posted by {{davon}} on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Ķĭřšţŷ♥ Kirsty Cragle	loving your poems, very original. Glad to see you have a beautiful mind aswell as body xoxoxo   Posted by Ķĭřšţŷ♥ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Ķĭřšţŷ♥ Kirsty Cragle	Glad u have a beautiful mind aswell as body xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo   Posted by Ķĭřšţŷ♥ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:24 AM [Reply to this]

	Marti Jackson	off the top of my head... hot, hot, hot miz and morrison... lose the miz LOL!   Posted by Marti Jackson on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:31 AM [Reply to this]

	www.LandinReport.blogspot.com Johnny Landin	He fears me, His block list is full. CM Punk. Curt Hawkins, Which Edge head is he? Have no clue Mickie James, snatch looks like roast beef, stay away. Jericho, needs to put on pants naked dwarf. Shannon Moore, Now is unemployed McDonalds. Cat collar, Cutting off blood flow To his balls He jacks it. All day and night long Mark Jinjack. Orange girls On my myspace page Should put out. Virgin marks. All over your blog. Need girlfriends. Ultimate Ultimate, above all others Always scores. I could do these all day.   Posted by www.LandinReport.blogspot.com on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:33 AM [Reply to this]

	www.LandinReport.blogspot.com Johnny Landin	Shit, I posted this 3 times. Fuck MySpace and their capctha shit.   Posted by www.LandinReport.blogspot.com on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:37 AM [Reply to this]

	www.LandinReport.blogspot.com Johnny Landin	He fears me, His block list is full. CM Punk. Curt Hawkins, Which Edge head is he? Have no clue Mickie James, snatch looks like roast beef, stay away. Jericho, needs to put on pants naked dwarf. Shannon Moore, Now is unemployed McDonalds. Cat collar, Cutting off blood flow To his balls He jacks it. All day and night long Mark Jinjack. Orange girls On my myspace page Should put out. Virgin marks. All over your blog. Need girlfriends. Ultimate Ultimate, above all others Always scores. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!   Posted by www.LandinReport.blogspot.com on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:35 AM [Reply to this]

	jenn://willalwayslove.jnh	For your FUCKING INFO,ya JERK...Shannon is still WRESTLING and he owns his own fucking TATTOO SHOP,ya fuck stick. He's a goddamn world champion,so FUCK YOU. KUDOS to JO-MO!   Posted by jenn://willalwayslove.jnh on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 6:40 AM [Reply to this]

	PSYCO KID™ Ken Rizzo	whats wrong with mcdonalds? we have pretty decent employee benifits. 50% off everything, anda free meal everytime you work. if i were shannon moore thats where id be heading :)   Posted by PSYCO KID™ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 2:02 PM [Reply to this]

	www.LandinReport.blogspot.com Johnny Landin	He fears me, His block list is full. CM Punk. Curt Hawkins, Which Edge head is he? Have no clue Mickie James, snatch looks like roast beef, stay away. Jericho, needs to put on pants naked dwarf. Shannon Moore, Now is unemployed McDonalds. Cat collar, Cutting off blood flow To his balls He jacks it. All day and night long Mark Jinjack. Orange girls On my myspace page Should put out. Virgin marks. All over your blog. Need girlfriends. Ultimate Ultimate, above all others Always scores. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!   Posted by www.LandinReport.blogspot.com on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:36 AM [Reply to this]

	♥Debbie♥	OK, so I have to say that the Shannon Moore/McDonalds MoKu is the freaking funniest one!!!   Posted by ♥Debbie♥ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 3:16 AM [Reply to this]

	ĸιllerĸonvιcтιon	<u>Moku</u> Morrison, The winner of all! Be Jealous. <u>Haiku</u> Morrison is hot! No need to put him out now, Touch him and you burn. i love writing Haikus, and now Mokus lol!! they are my favorite poems to write :) On my Haiku, the last line was hard to put together...oh i tried ;)   Posted by ĸιllerĸonvιcтιon on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:36 AM [Reply to this]

	ĸιllerĸonvιcтιon	<u>Moku</u> Morrison, The winner of all! Be Jealous. <u>Haiku</u> Morrison is hot! No need to put him out now, Touch him and you burn. i love writing Haikus, and now Mokus lol!! they are my favorite poems to write :) On my Haiku, the last line was hard to put together...oh i tried ;)   Posted by ĸιllerĸonvιcтιon on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:37 AM [Reply to this]

	ღRhiannon Faithღ	Boo Boo were you hyper as hell when you wrote this lol..I'll get you mine later when I have time to actually sit down and think lol   Posted by ღRhiannon Faithღ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:45 AM [Reply to this]

	Yen	very cool poem john ..maybe you should teach miz a lesson by not telling you that he interview Jenny Mccarthy..moonlight drive his ass lol..take care John.   Posted by Yen on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 12:59 AM [Reply to this]

	* H. Bowen. ; ♥	who this is tough.... ill think of one sometime. there's some good ones on here though. my fav. of yours is Jericho, so cheesy, like bad spaghetti.   Posted by * H. Bowen. ; ♥ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 1:10 AM [Reply to this]

	Wicked Little Thing	I find it ironic that the self proclaimed Chick Magnet has to get rid of The Shaman of Sexy in order to get women to pay attention to him. Just sayin'.....   Posted by Wicked Little Thing on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 1:11 AM [Reply to this]

	Erica ♥	you and me. let's make it happen. are you down? hahah i tried :)   Posted by Erica ♥ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 1:37 AM [Reply to this]

	Anna	Hey John, So happy you liked my nickname! Never written a Haiku in my life and certainly not a Moku, but I am a writer, so I had to give it a go, and this is what I came up with. Anna. Coming out to the music. The splash of sound. Let’s all know. It’s time. The Master has arrived. All others bow down. Fear not, little children. Greatness has arrived. Unable to be limited. Circumvented. Or denied. Strike Mark Henry. Only champion of bending frying pans. Strike Matt Hardy. Pretender to the throne. There is no one else in the world. Quite like John Morrison. Sleek. Strong. Full of grace. Made to move. Cannot be brought. Cannot be sold. Man of many faces. Talents. And rhymes. Beyond good. Beyond evil. Floats in the face of gravity. Steals spotlight. Hearts. All in one night. Glory need be showered. All others devoured. Left behind. In his wake. There is only one. He who shows magnificence. Speaks wisdom. So talented in ring. So gifted out. Warrior. Heart. Soul. All that. Follow him. Anna. 9/8/08   Posted by Anna on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 2:43 AM [Reply to this]

	Cowgirl just Cowgirl	Take the reigns of a battle trained Dragon an ride   Posted by Cowgirl just Cowgirl on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 2:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Leila Leila Dodd	Oh John I do worship you. You do everything so perfectly. Im not sure about singing though.   Posted by Leila on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 2:31 AM [Reply to this]

	Leila Leila Dodd	Morrison I love him so much is perfect   Posted by Leila on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 2:32 AM [Reply to this]

	John The Christmas Guy™ John Wiley	morrison, if u want to read some original writing, mostly songs and raps(though i hate rep, i write it), check out some of my blogs and lemme know what you think.   Posted by John The Christmas Guy™ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 2:31 AM [Reply to this]

	Danielle @Drama247	Tuesday Night, The time has come for My delight! That was fun! <3, Danielle xoxoxoxo   Posted by Danielle @Drama247 on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 3:07 AM [Reply to this]

	♥Debbie♥	Mondays suck Without RKO Come back soon!!!! Love You John!! xoxo   Posted by ♥Debbie♥ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 3:09 AM [Reply to this]

	Rachel (Mrs.Morrison) {#1 MOFO} Rachel Morrison	John, that was great! And the live Dirt Sheet, FUNNY! I lol'd so hard the whole time. If I can think of anything I will post it. I do worship you! -XOXO Rachel (Mrs.Morrison) {MOFO}   Posted by Rachel (Mrs.Morrison) {#1 MOFO} on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 3:09 AM [Reply to this]

	Twitter.Com/THEALLIEBRAND Allie Hennigan	WWE Champ FUGLY, Useless trash, Triple H. Muahahhahahhahahahahaaaaa. ...Dont be jealous, It wasnt ALL That good haha. <3   Posted by Twitter.Com/THEALLIEBRAND on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 3:36 AM [Reply to this]

	Christina	play the game how lovely watch him wrap them all around his finger and watch them dangle so helpless all are to resist but so yours always there at your mercy or your despair dance puppets the world is yours now be loyal the others can't do this so well but wonder if one day they too will excel grace willing that day leaves on the shores of hope never be will never be the fate of those that can't be reside now resign to accept understand your true place you pathetic whelp be jealous okay and i was drunk. that was fun. thanks for the inspiration   Posted by Christina on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 3:40 AM [Reply to this]

	Matt F 007	Morrison, Better worship him. He is God.   Posted by Matt F 007 on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Princess Ice Sarah Smith	50% of those were actually pretty funny. Good work!   Posted by Princess Ice on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:14 AM [Reply to this]

	Kim McSweeney	So, I was working on a poem about the Great John Morrison and it's not a Moku, but I liked it: With the body of a god and the face of a prince he goes along dominating, taking what should be his Graceful and athletic He'll knock you off your feet Kick you in the head His charisma- never will you beat He goes along dramatizing telling stories with his movements intriguing are his words and talk of his Palace of Wisdom invinsible? maybe not but everything they lack is exactly what he's got judicious and intense intoxicating when he vents versatile virtuoso fanbase, each a MoFo The Tuesday Night Delight an excitement for your sight The Guru of Greatness, If you've no experience- be an eyewitness Certain procedures and such diversity he'll forever be known... as the Shaman of Sexy Ok, that was it!!! um, I'd appreciate knowing what you thought of it. But if not, oh well.   Posted by Kim McSweeney on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:21 AM [Reply to this]

	~The Dave Effect : OFFICIAL MYSPACE~ David Roulston	JOHN YOU TRUELY ARE THE "MASTER OF MOKU" EVERYONE ELSE BE JEALOUS!! LOL   Posted by ~The Dave Effect : OFFICIAL MYSPACE~ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:27 AM [Reply to this]

	Jessica :::Be Jealous:::	This is a personal poem I wrote a few years ago. I call this poem "God only takes the best" God saw she was getting tired and a cure was not to be, so he put his arm around her and whispered come with me! With tear filled eyes we watched her fade way. Although we loved her deeply we couldnt make her stay. A golden heart stopped beating, hard working and loving hands put to rest, she was simply the best. We loved and cheerished her with all our heart, when she left this world it tore our hearts apart. I have alot of other poems as well, I have written over the years. Let me know what you think. Jessica   Posted by Jessica :::Be Jealous::: on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:42 AM [Reply to this]

	Tamariah	HA I love the MOKUs! Cena get a tan...for real dude! HA John you are sexy...give us some more~MOKUs...Skin.. interpret as you wish ;)   Posted by Tamariah on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:49 AM [Reply to this]

	Stephanie Stephanie Smallis	i'll watch the dirt sheet as soon as i can. i haven't been able to do much latley because of the automobile crash i was in recently, but i promise I WILL WATCH IT!!!!!! i don't care what everyone else thinks of you, cuz I'm always going to be a fan of you and The Miz!   Posted by Stephanie on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 4:58 AM [Reply to this]

	★annA.★ Anna Medina	i worship you.   Posted by ★annA.★ on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 5:03 AM [Reply to this]

	Jessica :::Be Jealous:::	I just wrote this poem to you. I will keep it G rated lol. To me John is the ultimate dream, he's great at everything. If I could only spend some time with the man. He's so handsome and smart. To me he's a wonderful work of art. A person like John is very rare, I'd love to run my fingers through his nice soft hair. I have already felt his killer abs and have to say wow I'd love to touch them every day.   Posted by Jessica :::Be Jealous::: on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 5:07 AM [Reply to this]

	über	I was there For the Live Dirt Sheet Amazing   Posted by über on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 5:27 AM [Reply to this]

	IRISH ANGEL-MISSING MY BABY BROTHER RIP RONALD! Irish Angel	Wow, crazy, I'm a confirmed published poet, makes me ashamed I don't know what Moku was or well whatever else that was, but I thought I should give this challange a quick try, umm here it goes, tell me what you think haha!!! Jeff Hardy Someone Pass this man a pipe Edge To many losses fuckin tha bosses Katie Lee In diar need of a little TLC Mark Henry Can bend bars how bout win a match Colin Delaney Comedy in WWE ruber band man Tha Miz Stole Britney's hat Give it back John Morrison Bootleg versian of the backstreetboys Ashley Massaro FBI stands for female body inspector Rey Mysterio To old to be a power ranger Randy Orton The legend killer of his own self Mickie James Rip off of yours truely Trish Stratus Jesse and Festus Gotta hold your hand and his tongue <b>Jayde, too hott to cool. for you haha</b>   Posted by IRISH ANGEL-MISSING MY BABY BROTHER RIP RONALD! on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 5:29 AM [Reply to this]

	Janet Loves Jeff Hardy Janet Arias	your poetry is awesome. Jeff Hardy is very sexy i want him Morrison shaman of sexy want him too   Posted by Janet Loves Jeff Hardy on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 5:43 AM [Reply to this]

	The Kliq Kid	Stupid Miz He wears stupid hats What a dork Adamle Left seat by The Tazz Now G M? The Hardys Can't beat Morrison They're old news JBL Beer makes your gut big Wear girdles CM Punk Tatoos don't wow girls Fur coats do Delaney Skin blocked from sunlight I am blind Oh Tony Marbles in your mouth Pass the mic Jillian TV speakers broke Owe me cash Fit Finlay Must have mated with Sky Low Low President head of state but still C student Seacrest out Stupid catchphrase or confession? Santino Good match for Beth cuz both need bras   Posted by The Kliq Kid on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 5:45 AM [Reply to this]

	Carol Carol Goldstein	Love the MOKU. I liked the live Dirt Sheet you did on ECW.I hope u get to do more.Much love   Posted by Carol on Saturday, August 09, 2008 - 6:38 AM [Reply to this]

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