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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities


This is the FIRST-EVER photo from PG PORN: HIGH POON!

Recently, that Susan Boyle video from BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT surpassed the all-time, one-week video hits record with over 66 million hits!!  (The previous record was in the 30 million range for Tina Fey as Sarah Palin).  This is an amazing testament to the power of UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN WITH SOMEWHAT ABOVE AVERAGE VOICES!


That said, Susan Boyle, we here at PG PORN challenge you to a showdown!   That's right, bitch!  ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, on Tuesday, April 28, the new episode of PG PORN, HIGH POON, airs exclusively on Spike.com/pgporn.  The episode stars Serenity's Alan Tudyk, Cock Happy 2's Belladonna, Loveline's Ted Stryker, the internet's own me, and featuring a special appearance by Bitchcraft 4's Roxy DeVille.

PG PORN: HIGH POON is going to beat your record, you Scottish whore!  We are going to get at least 67 million hits in ONE WEEK.  People are telling me this goal is unrealistic.  PG PORN is Spike.com's biggest hit ever, but, even still, our most popular episode only has 2.2 million hits - and that's after a few months.  Well I have something to say to all of you - FUCK YOU, DESTROYERS OF DREAMS!  I believe in the power of positive thinking, and that is why PG PORN is going to metaphorically BASH SUSAN BOYLE'S FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL 'TIL IT'S A MUSHY PULP!

With your help, we can spread our Western-themed Non-sexual Porn all over the Globe!  We'll see you there in ONE WEEK!

So long, pardner!

James

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dirtyseven

 
you got my view!
 
 
Posted by dirtyseven on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 4:59 PM
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Weeping Willow

 
well as alan is in it, you've already got three of my friends who aren't normally pg viewers demanding that i tell them exactly when it will be on, so that is good news! and if it is good, it's quite possible that at least one million of those hits will be from the three friends of mine.


so ya, we'll be watching! :)

you get james marsters on one of those and i will give you 67 million hits myself.

 
 
Posted by Weeping Willow on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 5:58 PM
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Erin

 
Of course I'll tune in and pass the word, but lay off Susan, alright luv? Yes, she's unattractive, but that's just why so many people logged in to see her. Its refreshing to hear a lovely voice that doesn't come out of a plastic-perfect face - and to see the audience stare at her with contempt one minute and cheer her the next. No need for the shovel-mashing.

 
 
Posted by Erin on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 6:04 PM
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James Gunn
James Gunn

 
A) It's fake (the judges acting like they don't know exactly what it's going to happen), and B) She's a fairly talented singer, but she's not great -- for instance, she's no Adele, who's an incredible singer, has worked for it, and hardly has a picture perfect face.

 
 
Posted by James Gunn on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 10:17 PM
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Erin

 
Well, the judges of course, are playing it up, but I was more put-off by the audience reactions.

I think her millions of hits are due to the millions of us ordinary folk who are inspired by the idea of the 'ugly duckling' getting her moment to shine.


I don't expect her to be the next Adele... but if she gets an opportunity out of this to live her dream, then I say more power to her.
:)
 
 
Posted by Erin on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 12:32 AM
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Rusty Member
Rusty Member

 
her millions of hits are in fact due to parents scaring their kids with the whole behave or susan boyle'll get ya routine.

 
 
Posted by Rusty Member on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 11:39 AM
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DJ Om-Dog

 
Admit it dude....Susan's got talent!!! Singing only of course...but shes great at it...oh yeah...my friend wants to thank you for making Romeo and Juliet bearable. After watching it several times he was able to get a passing score on his test...having never actually seeing the play in any other media other then your vhs...
 
 
Posted by DJ Om-Dog on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 6:05 PM
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☮~♥Christy♥~☮

 
"Singing only of course"

So, jacking off is your only talent
 
 
Posted by ☮~♥Christy♥~☮ on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 12:43 AM
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☮~♥Christy♥~☮

 
Oops! I didn't mean to post that! I forgot to put a question mark after So.
It should read;

Sooo? Jacking off is your only talent.

 
 
Posted by ☮~♥Christy♥~☮ on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 2:55 AM
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~FOXFIRE~

 
I agree with Erin about the Susan thing. Your shows are awesome, but i think u need more Michael Rosenbaum.

 
Posted by ~FOXFIRE~ on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 7:10 PM
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the Judge
sean gunn

 
We are going to smash Susan Boyle's face so hard that it will look exactly the same as it looks now.

 
 
Posted by the Judge on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 8:40 PM
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Tracy!
Tracy Marquez

 
I thought James said you get off on her??
 
 
Posted by Tracy! on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 4:19 AM
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benn
Ben Newton

 
Hahaha.

 
 
Posted by benn on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 9:51 PM
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TERRENCE
Terrence Kelsey

 
Diggin' all the Red & Black in this photo!!!
 
 
Posted by TERRENCE on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 - 9:27 PM
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Dr. X
Crystal Ariana Gonzales

 
You make me laugh.
LOL

Shall I see you and Susan at High Noon?
 
 
Posted by Dr. X on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 3:43 AM
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Tracy!
Tracy Marquez

 
maybe you should put her in a PG Porn. C'mon think of the hits.

 
 
Posted by Tracy! on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 4:19 AM
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Rusty Member
Rusty Member

 
that is just sick
 
 
Posted by Rusty Member on Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 11:36 AM
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The New Scum

 
Hell yeah...
PG Porn might be better than the non-PG stuff. Good luck.

 
 
Posted by The New Scum on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 5:27 AM
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Tess
Tessa DeLong

 
I really want to join JAMESGUNN.COM but for some reason that page moves soooooo slow. All the other pages I visit are fine...but that one takes forever and will barely scroll. Just thought I'd share my pain.
haha
 
 
Posted by Tess on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 3:00 PM
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HavocTMA

 
Her face already looks like a mushy pulp.

 
 
Posted by HavocTMA on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 4:51 PM
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Asta

 
I will watch and pimp this video out to as many people as i possibly can!

-Just call me James Gunns.. pimpin.. bitch!
 
 
Posted by Asta on Sunday, April 26, 2009 - 1:43 PM
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