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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 102
Sign: Pisces

City: BROOKLYN
State: NEW YORK
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/24/2006

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Monday, August 28, 2006 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Blogging
"So... there is this game going around the space called "Tag" and, from what I gather, it's considered an honor to be tagged..."

I've been tagged by my boy






Live Life...Love
CMG the guy with the grass (not that kind"

Here's how it works... you get tagged, you answer the question and you tag 6 more people...

Question: Name six weird things about yourself.

1. My favorite color is red but I unconsciously buy all blue cloths except for when I was a sophomore and one of the flyest chicks in school told me I looked really good in my boys orange vest and I almost went bankrupt buying the whole fall line at Banana Republic. Still rockin orange accents... Act like you wouldn't have too


2. I'm a struttin shoe fucker (I think that's the best description term), I'm a sucka for a woman with an extra hard GANGSTA strut in high heels, I've been so mesmerized by a woman who could walk her ass off in some heels that I've almost gotten hit by cars and walked into walls. (God, did I really just admit that?)

3. I can bust my ass standing still; don't know what the hell it is (A. a bad equilibrium, B. my momma droppin me on my head as a baby, C. My left leg being shorter then the right D. a permanent fracture in my ankles as I've been telling everyone since elementary school or what?) Whatever it is, anyone who is around me long enough can bare witness to me bustin MY ASS and I STILL LOOK FLY!

4. I own and wear all those colorful ass scarves because if a winter breeze touches my throat I'm in bed for the next two weeks with the flu.

5. I saw Mary Poppins as a kid and thought my fat blk ass could fly off of my aunts Florida ranch house if the wind was strong enough and the umbrella was big, so after I broke my legs and my momma and aunt whipped my ass, I figured out it wasn't that simple and also discovered "FICTION".

6. Almost all words and common phrases I hear trigger song lyrics in my head that I HAVE to finish the lyrics to, so if someone says "solid" my head will uncontrollably start singing Ashford and Simpson's "Solid as a rock", and so on and so on. P.S. Any time I hear Manu Dibango's "Soul Makossa" I think of Martin's dumb ass trying to do an exorcism on his show "mama koo mama sa mama makossa" and I start laughin so hard to the point of liquids coming out my noise.

Now...I am tagging...

ART IMITATES LIFE

Chris a.k.a FACE "stand on this side, cross your arms like me with a look of disgust and maybe they won't think we have anything to do with this" CTFU @ the funniest shit I heard all summer.






Grey
Naya My sexy librarian
love is....
Isis My fair lady

Azure Nikki

Azure My ego deflator: the reason I'll never get too gassed






JeanBean
Jeanne My Anj






Brahma
Ben "THEY CALL HIM BIG ELIE!!!" CTFU

Because I know these six people will both amuse and surprise me and anyone else who will read their responses and I really want to hear what you have to say!!!

GVG
~we're the warriors they write epics about~




P.S. Seeing as my blk ass had to ask figured I'd pass the knowledge on. To put the link and picture of your friends in the blog all you have to do is right click highlight their photo and name from your friends page and copy then paste it into your blog wherever you'd like it to appear.
Neon Life

 

G...

You are the man...thanks for playing!! Alright...gear up folks...this should be fun!!!

YAY!!!!!!

C


 
Posted by Neon Life on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 4:09 PM
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love is... *a SuperStar*

 

if i've done one of these before... can i simply repost the one i did?

 

i guess not. i mean, growth in a year is important... i'll think bout it. ;)


 
Posted by love is... *a SuperStar* on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 4:41 PM
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Gardy a.k.a GVG®

 

You know better then that, of course you canât just repost your old answers because 1. youâre right, there is a lot of growth in a year and 2. Because I donât want anyoneâs seconds, I think Iâm worth the first fresh of whatever you have to offer.


 
Posted by Gardy a.k.a GVG® on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 3:27 PM
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GOD given Strength

 
I do not like you!!! You made me realize just how crazy I am!!!!
 
Posted by GOD given Strength on Monday, August 28, 2006 - 5:28 PM
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Gardy a.k.a GVG®

 
ACT LIKE YOUR ASS DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW YOUR WERE CRAZY, I KNEW JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH UNTIL I READ YOUR BLOG. CTFU@ the realization i might have OCD too, still think i do it just cuss it looks better but we'll leave that diagnosis up to my psychiatrist to decide over the course of 15 years at $300 an hr.
 
Posted by Gardy a.k.a GVG® on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 3:23 PM
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SHEEPHERDER

 

Man we're like 2 birds of a feather, except my feathers still off the sales rack. Ill catch up one day! But those comments you left in my blog....Man lets just say I almost got kicked out of the computer lab at school. Youre a damn fool, I say a damn fool.

 


 
Posted by SHEEPHERDER on Wednesday, September 06, 2006 - 6:57 PM
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Destiny

 

thoughts after reading this post:

1) i am at least as weird as you because as soon as i read "solid" i sung AS A ROCK. now it's stuck in my head until i fall asleep. thanks for nothing.

2) speaking of solids, growing your nose hairs (just a smidgen) prevents liquids from falling out your nose. in fact, nose hairs help turn those liquids into...you guessed it: solids! said solids can provide hours of fun, especially if you have a younger sibling who sleeps with their mouth open.

3) it must have been difficult for someone like you to limit yourself to a mere six weird things about yourself. that kind self-control concerns me. seek help immediately.

4) about these solids in my nose, where is my little brother?

5) "bustin' your ass standing still" and "lookin fly" are polar opposites. who are these minions you call friends? more importantly, why have they let you believe such lies? release these Yes Men and embrace the truth and beauty of your retarded awkwardness. happiness to follow shortly.


 
Posted by Destiny on Monday, March 26, 2007 - 8:20 AM
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Gardy a.k.a GVG®

 

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

1. Glad I could help give you a bedtime lullaby

 

2. Guess I should get started on those nose hairs because I felt those liquids streaming out.

 

3. and what exactly did you mean by it being difficult for someone like me to limit myself to a mere six weird things about myself? I find nothing about me to be weird, I just shared those normal parts of my every day existence as a way of bringing those who venture onto here a way of feeling more informed about me.

 

4. Did I mention how much smarty pants girls who know expediential amounts of weird, strange, and relatively useless facts about all things makes me…

… We’ll I’ll tell you about that a bit later

 

5. No one is lying to me, I'M STILL FLY while gracefully dancing with the pavement.

 

6. You're just mad cuss you can't be as smooth as me on the way down

 

So what about you, what are six weird things about you? Feel free to X the six count and use both sides of the paper. Seems like you might need it.


 
Posted by Gardy a.k.a GVG® on Monday, March 26, 2007 - 8:58 AM
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