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Age: 39
Sign: Gemini

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~*MONIKA*~ (2)
Dirk Manning (2)
Tuesday, November 18, 2008 

Current mood:Famished
Category: Blogging


I don't even know where to begin. The above game,  put out by the PETA organization just in time for Thanksgiving, is a "parody" of a popular Nintendo DS game, meant to dissuade people from cooking a traditional turkey dinner and going vegan.

THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUN!

Rather than disgusting me and making me think that maybe vegetarians/vegans have a point, all it really does is make me hungry for some juicy turkey. And stuffing. And gravy. Glorious, glorious giblet gravy.

The basic premise of the game is to assemble a turkey dinner in a horrifyingly bloody manner, and to be judged on your meanness - in relation to mama. Instead of being horrifyingly bloody, though, it is merely hilarious.





After plucking your turkey, you have to remove the innards and put them in a bowl. You'll note that the turkey presented is exactly like the turkeys you buy in the store, still bleeding, still having feet, and with random feathers sticking out all over the place. And watch out while you're taking out those giblets - your arm is sure to become covered in gore!



Finally, your turkey dinner is complete - and is still bleeding! This picture is so realistic! I always put extra feathers in my gravy for that down-home taste!


Play this game. And post your high scores if you like. And always remember:

Meat is murder.

Tasty, tasty murder.
 
Currently listening:
Meat Is Murder
By The Smiths
Release date: 1990-10-25
12:26 PM
 
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~*MONIKA*~
Monika Mollon

 
I never understood the concept of being vegan....they don't want to eat animals....ok, well just because a cucumber doesn't scream when you pick it or cut it up, it was still alive at one time.
Whatever!
oh yeah....totally off subject here....mom is making a "list" of all the confirmed athiests in the family, because she isn't buying them Christmas gifts. She wants to keep them honest.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love my family.

 
Posted by ~*MONIKA*~ on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 2:40 PM
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Bettina

 
"Confirmed atheists," huh? We have that many in our family?

Well, I guess if you add all the atheists to all the family that she's pissed off and no longer speaks to, that leaves like 3 people to buy gifts for.
 
Posted by Bettina on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - 2:46 PM
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Dirk Manning

 
I am so sad I did not see this game before Thanksgiving.


My family would have loved playing it while we ate some tasty, tasty bird flesh.

 
Posted by Dirk Manning on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 4:50 PM
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