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City: CHICAGO
State: ILLINOIS
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Wednesday, May 09, 2007 

Category: Travel and Places
i was riding my bike to work yesterday...

i was travelling along a path...it's called the 'prarie path'...its sort of natural looking with loads of trees and brush lining the sides...

i was riding along when suddenly, this man emerged from the side of the path, right up from the grass...in his hands were some enormous morels(beautiful edible mushrooms)...

i immediately hit the brakes and my bike came to a skidding halt, kicking up white dust from the gravel on the path...i asked him about the morels and he said that he's been harvesting them on the side of the path for the past month or so, and that if i wanted, i could have that day's harvest...about 15mushrooms...

it was weird finding this man on the side of the path...he sort of magically appeared from the earthy cover...weirder was accepting and eating mushrooms that he had harvested...the whole thing was a little fairytale like...i introduced myself and he did the same...we shook hands...his name was jerry...that's when i knew he was just a regular guy and not an enchanted forest gnome.

i ate the morels last night and they were delicious...though i was a little worried that i would be ill from them, it was all part of the adventure...

MC Trashpedal

 
Gnomes aren't named Jerry?
 
Posted by MC Trashpedal on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 2:52 PM
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Lord of the Yum-Yum

 
nah, i think gnomes are named something with three syllables...like evander or hamburger... 
 
Posted by Lord of the Yum-Yum on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 3:08 PM
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greater alexander

 
hey - I'm super sorry for not posting anything yet as far as that interview goes...but rest assured...it will happen... I've just been super busy with work, pursuing a nursing degree and having record labels inquire about me...

as far as gnome names go...

gnome names - click here
 
Posted by greater alexander on Friday, June 01, 2007 - 3:48 AM
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Strawberry Horsecake

 
Paul, did he look like Angelo?

Eric / Horsecake
 
Posted by Strawberry Horsecake on Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 11:05 PM
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^

 
Was Jerry's last name Lurfdecker? Little guy, glasses, big hands, gap between his canine and first pre-molar? Voice sounds exactly like Ronald Reagan with little Billy Barty undertones? I think i know him....



 
Posted by ^ on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 3:40 PM
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