MySpace


blogs.myspace.com/joannaneary
MySpace.com | rss | sign in
Joanna Neary



Last Updated: 7/13/2009

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 100
Sign: Sagittarius

City: London
State: London and South East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 2/25/2006

Who Gives Kudos:

Adam S. Les.. (2)
John Coolie (2)
Tuesday, September 05, 2006 
I was in Superdrug with Beth (my sister) yesterday and picked up a bottle of perfume by JADE GOODY. I smelt it and recoiled violently, angrily shouting 'IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE'S DONE A WEE ON SOME SWEETS'. The perfume was such a horrible shock that my heart hurt for the best part of an hour. FYI: the sweets, I imagine, would be love hearts or parma violets.
2:02 PM
 
Print
Back to Blog List | Next Post: Mum reviews my radio thing


 
Yuckish! Mind you - I can hardly talk. My favourite thing to wear is Versace Blue Jeans, which is a male fragrance!
 
Posted by on Tuesday, September 05, 2006 - 6:02 PM
[Reply to this] 
Joanna Neary

 
And the Superdrug was the one in Helston! I like Agent Provocateur, flowers kenzo and maybe baby benefit. I am a ponce.
 
Posted by Joanna Neary on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 9:31 AM
[Reply to this] 
Pietro G Lantrua
Pietro G Lantrua

 
Mmmmm Parma Violets :o) x
 
Posted by Pietro G Lantrua on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 10:45 PM
[Reply to this] 
Joanna Neary

 
I know! But not ones from out the toilet! Jade, get it together.
 
Posted by Joanna Neary on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 11:48 PM
[Reply to this] 
Adam S. Leslie

 
I would be very disappointed if Jade's perfume was at all classy.  She does seem like the kind of girl who would happily wee on Parma Violets, then announce loudly, "I gone wee on some Permanent Violence".
 
Posted by Adam S. Leslie on Monday, September 25, 2006 - 2:11 PM
[Reply to this] 
Spinning Robot Footprince

 
and the funny thing is it also tasted like piss and sweets. I gargled on it before i was asked to leave the shop.
 
Posted by Spinning Robot Footprince on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - 4:24 PM
[Reply to this] 
Adam S. Leslie

 
It all takes on a new context now.  Jade Goodey Perfume: the sickly smell of class envy and culture-based intolerance.
 
Posted by Adam S. Leslie on Friday, January 19, 2007 - 5:46 PM
[Reply to this] 
John Coolie
john coolie

 
I like JAZZ. but the kids at christmas time think i prefer "essence of Caveman".
 
Posted by John Coolie on Saturday, April 28, 2007 - 10:15 PM
[Reply to this]