Dear Citizens Of The Minne -

I would like to satisfy two of my needs by purchasing one delicious libation. One of these needs is for salted pork products. The other need is to temporarily forget my angst and worries, whilst allowing me to act foolish and make rash decisions (like looking for salted pork products during a swine flu outbreak). Please help me realize this dream by signing up on the Bakon Vodka website. http://www.bakonvodka.com/index.php?section=float&page=where

Think of the possibilities! Bacon flavored Bloody Mary's. Bacon flavored Dirty Martini's. Bacon flavored....other....bacon..type of beverages. Mmmm....pork flavored drunk. It's smokey.


The rumor is that Vodka drinks are on the decline, lets make sure they go out like yesterdays Prom Queen - having been with every 'type' possible and leaving you with the queazy feeling of knowing her too well. 

Cheers!
xo

http://www.bakonvodka.com/index.php?section=home

Rave -I just found out that there's a local restaurant called Town Talk Diner that has bacon infused Manhattan's.  Smokey cherry heaven.

Rant - I'm too drunk to drive right now.