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City: EAST BRUNSWICK
State: NEW JERSEY
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/28/2004

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Sunday, September 06, 2009 

Category: Art and Photography
"My Favorite Hobby Is Staring At Your Tits" By Alexander The Poet 09.05.09

Some folks like to collect lots of baseball cards,
 And some others, comic books
But I share a hobby common amongst bards,
 That's giving tits dirty looks!

See, collecting baseball cards takes lots of time,
 It costs lots of money too
But staring at tits does not cost you a dime,
 Just a slap if they catch you!

Comic books require you to sit and read,
 Which doesn't last very long
But staring at tits takes a good while indeed,
 And no dyke can prove me wrong!

Collecting coins and stamps is for the snobby,
 Anything else, is the pits
Thus, I only have one favorite hobby,
 That is staring at your tits!


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