OH my god.  I've fallen in love.  With a blog.
http://www.somethingshidinginhere.typepad.com/

I've never been one for sappy Valentines day gimmicks, of course except for anything relating to anatomical hearts.  SOMETHINGS has an amazing colored plaster anatomical hearts with....A GLITTER DART IN THEM.  I just shat glitter in my knickers. I am by no means a glitter freak ( No, i dont wear wigs or platform boots and dance around to Stacey Q ) but this is ingenious.

   Also, they have opened my eyes to the wonderful world of... THE WORLDS SMALLEST POSTAL SERVICE!!!!  Leaf cutter designs itself makes me have a freakin' crafters orgasm.  I'm actually sending a few people a mini valentines letter in this next week, so you better be nice to me. 

Seriously though, $8.00 for the most precious novelty item ever??  So really, if you would honestly like a Valentines card from me, please send me your address in a message (not in this blog please, I have a couple of very strange voyeur couples who like to contact my internet friends and send them threatening letters, don't ask.)  Even if you find this message after Valentines day, please feel free to drop me a line!  I've got a mirrion stamps and I have a birrion sets of stationary so I'm all ready to go (just need to think of something witty to win your companionship with.) 

And thus ends this message.  On a closing note, I would like to ask Katy Perry to be my Valentine.  I love you.  Real talk.

HOLLERCAUST!