Someone stole my idea for a reverse energy drink! Ah, well. If anyone else should get the credit, it's a company called "Innovative Beverage Group."

DRANK. "slow your roll."

Note that it says "this product may cause drowsiness", but I hope I don't have to point out the combination of words "Extreme Relaxation" printed right on the front. EXTREME RELAXATION. And if anyone doesn't know what "purple drank" means to the young people nowadays , go here. Innovative Beverage is really tapping into a smart market.

12:42 PM: drinking now - results coming soon

UPDATE 2:10 PM: weeeeak. How can something with high fructose corn syrup in it be relaxing? I was looking for a liquid sleeping pill. BOOOO