Last night, I joined Marie Haddad at Humphrey's Backstage Lounge to sing "Xanadu" in front of an audience filled with people who'd just come from seeing Hall & Oates. I thought it'd be funny to quiet the bar (who were talking loudly) and proclaim that John Oates is the real genius behind the band (with a ton of sarcasm and one four letter word). I've never been so wrong in my life. Sorry, Marie. Seriously. I actually just sent a letter of apology to the booking manager and you know I'm not much of one to regret things I say on the mic. As the crowd exited by me, people commented on how rude I was and one woman asked my first and last name. This morning, I was fired from my job via text message. Coincidence? I think not. I do, however, think I need a job.....and that John Oates' moustache rocks. Sorry again, Marie.

I'm not kidding. I really did get fired via text message this morning. Anyone else wanna catch the 1pm showing of This Is England at Hillcrest Cinema with me & Molly?