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Gender: Female
Age: 31
City: ATL
State: Georgia

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December 30, 2008 - Tuesday 
I got this idea from Jessica, who did this blog a few months ago.  Go through your instant message archive and pull out parts.  You never realized just how hilarious your friends really are...

(not all of these are the same person)



them:
why the hell is there a video of WhatchyaWhatchyaWhatchyaWant? on my home page?!
me: um..because youre gay?
them: touché



them: Who knew there were so many temptations in a hospital?



me: im watching children of the corn
them: pervert



me: good. end of discussion.
them: you're sucking all the fun outta this conversation, you know this?



them: BOO wharrrrrrrrr thats my scary voice



me: that man has panties on his head
them: I do that every Thursday



me: theres a bunch of cool street names on the island...sanddollar lane
them: is that how the whores get paid?



me: i have decided that i am a free bleeder



them: i'll give ya $10,000 if you kill me in the next 15 hours
me: hmmmm
them: i'll need 10 hours to dish out in prostitution to raise the money so lemme know
me: lol



them: did you know that sea cucumbers eat thru their asses?
them: and star fishes puke out their stomachs
them: wrap the stomach around the food
them: and then suck it all back inside them
me: sounds like me when im pregnant


Abe
Planet Heating Plate

 
Dear Kate,

....unworthy, unworthy am I. I wish I had cool friends. :(

Glad to see your happy little blogging here! Don't work too hard. That means take lots of breaks, go to the bathroom often and read, get on the internet, talk on the phone... You know, do your job!

And keep writing!
 
Posted by Abe on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 7:09 AM
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~kate~

 
working on it :P
 
Posted by ~kate~ on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 9:17 AM
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Abe
Planet Heating Plate

 
By the way, when I was younger, I wondered why a group would name themselves after a trucking company.
Haulin' Oats.
Keep on truckin. (I also had that T shirt!)
 
Posted by Abe on December 31, 2008 - Wednesday - 4:57 PM
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Anonymous
Bite Me

 
I plead the 5th


I PLEAD THE 5TH!!!
 
Posted by Anonymous on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 8:03 AM
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~kate~

 
We'll always have booze in common.
 
Posted by ~kate~ on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 9:19 AM
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~kate~

 
I sincerely hope that means you liked it :P
 
Posted by ~kate~ on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 9:20 AM
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~kate~

 
Or Beano...
 
Posted by ~kate~ on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 6:28 PM
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Aaron - PCP
Hi Kids

 
That album cover has me thinkin' of the greatest movie line ever taken from Wild Things...

"Now you two kiss."
 
Posted by Aaron - PCP on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 3:31 PM
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~kate~

 
/snicker

Hall and Oates rock :P
 
Posted by ~kate~ on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 6:28 PM
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~kate~

 
That is the best use of a word in a sentence EVER.

I'm so jealous :P
 
Posted by ~kate~ on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 6:29 PM
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Soon-to-be Mrs. Estrada

 
Too f-en funny, lol!!! How was Ryan's Christmas??? I want pics :o(.
 
Posted by Soon-to-be Mrs. Estrada on December 30, 2008 - Tuesday - 11:23 PM
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~* Serenity *~

 
I so missed your blogs ;0)
 
Posted by ~* Serenity *~ on December 31, 2008 - Wednesday - 2:31 AM
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Melissa
Melissa Workman

 
i wish i had friends to im let alone time to im... so sad my life....
 
Posted by Melissa on December 31, 2008 - Wednesday - 4:05 AM
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Abe
Planet Heating Plate

 
Dear Kate,
I'm sorey to be a blogstocker. (Very Sorey!)
But I had to relate a tiny bit of appropriate story here.

The past year our church has lost about 5 women. Well...not LOST...they died. That's not funny. But there are also a few people battling cancer. That is also not funny. But a few Sundays ago, our pastor was making announcements from the pulpit and, after telling us that another of our congregation had gone on to be with the Lord, he then said that there was another family that was thanking God right now because their mother had just been into the hospital for some tests and the autopsy showed no malignant tumors.
That's kind of funny. He meant biopsy.

Happy New Year. Will you be working? Maybe the motel will shut down on New Years so you can have a day off.
You deserve it.
You own the place, right? Remember that!
Abe
 
Posted by Abe on December 31, 2008 - Wednesday - 7:01 PM
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Diana

 
i'm afraid to find out if i had any of those quotes
 
Posted by Diana on January 7, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:14 PM
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Candy Heiress

 
Heh! These are good.
 
Posted by Candy Heiress on January 7, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:52 PM
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