I got this idea from Jessica, who did this blog a few months ago. Go through your instant message archive and pull out parts. You never realized just how hilarious your friends really are...
(not all of these are the same person)
them: why the hell is there a video of WhatchyaWhatchyaWhatchyaWant? on my home page?!
me: um..because youre gay?
them: touché
them: Who knew there were so many temptations in a hospital?
me: im watching children of the corn
them: pervert
me: good. end of discussion.
them: you're sucking all the fun outta this conversation, you know this?
them: BOO wharrrrrrrrr thats my scary voice
me: that man has panties on his head
them: I do that every Thursday
me: theres a bunch of cool street names on the island...sanddollar lane
them: is that how the whores get paid?
me: i have decided that i am a free bleeder
them: i'll give ya $10,000 if you kill me in the next 15 hours
me: hmmmm
them: i'll need 10 hours to dish out in prostitution to raise the money so lemme know
me: lol
them: did you know that sea cucumbers eat thru their asses?
them: and star fishes puke out their stomachs
them: wrap the stomach around the food
them: and then suck it all back inside them
me: sounds like me when im pregnant