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Jessica Chappell


Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Scorpio

State: Maryland
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/29/2004
April 6, 2007 • Friday 
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

Maryland FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk naked ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

Maryland FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

Maryland FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

Maryland FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Maryland FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

Maryland FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Maryland FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

Maryland Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

Maryland FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

Maryland FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!

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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

Maryland FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Maryland FRIENDS: Will repost
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Erin

 
thats funny as shit! haha
 
Posted by Erin on April 7, 2007 • Saturday - 12:54 AM
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