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The Kilted Dragon



Last Updated: 8/28/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 34
Sign: Scorpio

City: Agony Village
State: Virginia
Signup Date: 2/28/2006
Tuesday, November 04, 2008 
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.


Shamelessly stolen from a job posting.

And you know I applied for it, man!
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