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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 20
Sign: Leo

City: LAKE CITY
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 2/28/2006

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May 3, 2007 - Thursday 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Friends
Before I begin yes this is an infection for our crew to right stories. I wrote this while I was at work. So freakin bored........

(The story begins at Oreo's work Sitel)
Oreo: "Thank you for calling Virgin Mobile, My name's Oreo how may I help you...(Phone rings)....please hold for a moment."
(answers phone)
"Hello"
Shane: "Brother it's time!!"
Oreo: "Really, It's about fuckin time!"
Customer: " HELLO ARE YOU STILL THERE"
Oreo: "Of course now please allow me to destroy your soul"
(A loud scream is followed by the explosion of Oreo's desk. As the dust settles Oreo is revealed showing his newly formed body.)
Oreo: "After ten-thousand years I'm free.......Damn Power Rangers"
Shane: "Was the mess really needed"
Oreo: "Shut-Up Big Bro.......Where are the rest?"
Shane: "On there way"
(The Crew shows up)
Tyler: "OMG, I feel great what happened"
Amber: "Shut The Fuck up tyler can't you see Shane and Oreo gave us the power."
Shane & Oreo: "Wow she's good"
Brooke: " So what happens next"
Chris: "I don't know but now I'm just like Jesus"
Shane: " Anyone seen Cody.... we need his pretty hair"
Cody: "I'm here sorry my hair grew long and I couldn't stop tripping"
Shane: "Ok so we're all here right...........First things off what you are, You are all the deathbringers and We are now dominent. Of course we have a long journey to find our weapons to begin the Apocalypse. Everyone we must split up-"
Oreo: (interruppting Shane) "Can't we just go together splitting up causes problems"
Shane: "Little Bro wat did I say about speaking before told to.....I was getting to that. Now We need to split up because both God and Satan have decided to stop us........We have a week to find the Weapons if you find yours before someone go help them because we have to win."
Tyler: " I FOUND MINE"
Oreo: "Thats a stick you doofus"
Tyler: "Yes but its my stick"
Oreo: "Really?? (Knocks Tyler out and Drags him away from the meeting)
Oreo: "Continue"
Amber: "So we are to destroy the Earth? Before God and Satan? Am I the only one who finds this fishy?"
(Oreo goes to knock out Amber only to be block and KO'ed himself)
Brooke: " Well then "
(Shane just looks in shock)
Chris: " You just got knocked the Fuck out Biotch"
(Oreo wakes up)
Oreo: "Wat the Hell Amber,Shit this is my story"
Amber: "Shut the Fuck Up"
Oreo: "Yes Mistress"


To be continued.....................(Damn Amber I'll get her next episode*BAM* or maybe not)
Currently listening:
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
By Coheed & Cambria
Release date: 22 June, 2004
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Mr. McFeely
Shane Nipper

 
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Posted by Mr. McFeely on May 4, 2007 - Friday - 1:53 AM
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Jack Blaze {walking again}

 
lol that was funny as hell i loved it I FOUND MINE...lol
 
Posted by Jack Blaze {walking again} on September 3, 2007 - Monday - 5:27 AM
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