Yes, I like guys (You can tell by the booties I squeeze)
No, I don't like girls at all( So stop trying to convert me)
Yes, I do own many pair of shoes and boots with heels that I wear when I put on my sexy
Yes, I put on my sexy
Shut-up. You ain't funny.
Yes, I like Zane's books
Yes, I like girly stuff like stuffed animals
No, I don't like girly stuff like Meg Ryan movies
Yes, I do own a thong (and you'll never know when I'm wearing 'em. Ha!)
Yes, I do own boxers (they're comfy, dammit!)
No, I don't have a boyfriend
Yes, I have fucking feelings!!! (my logic is dominant, but my emotions do exist)
Lightning Round:
I'm a drinker, a smoker, a "damn good emcee", a best friend to some, an arch-enemy to others, smart but stupid, wearing Cookie Monster socks. I keep my belly button clean, like watching people in club settings, appreciate good art, snore, speak when I have somethin to say...
Any Other Questions?