Dear Francis,

We are in San Francisco. Man. There are a shitload of hippies here. Did you know that when they have city council meetings, it is actually just a bunch of dicks in a park slow motion fighting with those digereedoo things? Swear to christ.

We played at Thrillhouse. Blag Dhalia actually showed up. We shot the shit for a while. He's funny. I asked him why they never come out to the midwest. He responded with "Shits gay". You would have loved it.

Ever heard of that place called Chevy's Fresh Mex? That chain of "Mexican" food? We thought it would be funny to go and eat there. Robbie took one bite of whatever it was that he ordered, and immediately threw up in his mouth. He had to swallow it for some reason. Kinda grossed me out. Chevy's was crowned The Worst Chain In The US. Amazing.

The bay area is freezing.

No word on the herpes test yet.

Pray for me,
Ryan