Hahaha, that's what Clare just told me.  She is so right. 

Bill just said it was good to see me laugh.  Says I've been more melancholy than usual and that he cares about me because I am like a brother to him.  Or something like that.

I taught the hell out of a computer basics class today.  It went pretty smoothly until two ladies started giggling and completely lost focus.  But they said I had amazing patience.  I've been told that often.  Is it true?  Go ahead, I'll wait...

I'll be spending the rest of the evening stamping parking tickets and directing people to the bathroom.  Seriously, three people asked me where the bathroom was as I typed that sentence.  At least I'll have some fun denying people laptops.