Just because something is trendy doesn't mean you should wear it. It also doesn't mean that it looks good on you.

For the past few years, I've had a hard time finding clothes that I like. It's not that I'm picky, I just absolutely HATE every trend that has come out lately. I refuse to buy skin tight sweaters that come down past my butt, hugging every pocket and wrinkle in my jeans. It's not a flattering look.
My other option is to go for the flowy, baby-doll crap that's out. Now, I may be crazy, but I believe that stuff is usually found in the maternity section. I don't enjoy people asking me, "So, when are you due?" Also, not a flattering look, unless you happen to be pregnant, which I am not. 

I walked past Express yesterday and was absolutely mortified to see the new HOT SPRING FASHIONS!  This season, Hot = neon spandex shirt/sweater/dress things with stirrup pants underneath....yes, I said stirrup pants. This look makes the size 00 manequins look like they should hit the gym and lose a few pounds off of their already 12 inch waists. The clothes are so tight, you can actually see their plastic belly buttons.  Needless to say, I won't be shopping there this season.

Next, let's talk about White House/Black Market. A store I usually love to shop in. Usually classic and stylish, without being too trendy.  I got their catalog today and on the front page was this dress...


I immediately realized where they got their inspiration.


Now, let's combine the two.


It looks like I won't be buying any new clothes yet again this season. *sigh* I think I'll become a nudist.