Greetings, my fine feathered friend,
It's now only 10 days out from the launch of my new record, Night Parrots, at The Corner Hotel, Richmond. Now is the time to swoop down like bird of prey (no, you're right, parrots aren't birds of prey) and grab a ticket in your talons (all right, no talons either)...but, nevertheless, it's time to get a ticket from www.cornerhotel.com so you're not sitting like A SHAG ON A ROCK come next Friday night 24 October. You can also BANK OFF A NORTHEAST WIND down to the Corner Box Office in Swan St, Richmond, or call them LIKE A CARRIER PIGEON on 9427 9198. Yes, tickets are also available on the night at the door, so feel free to FLOCK down.
Also appearing is Maurice Frawley and The Yard Hands PLUS Sarah Carroll.
AND CROXTONRECORDSHASGONEMADCROXTONRECORDSHASGONEMAD if you'd like to purchase Night Parrots online before the launch from www.croxtonrecords.com, my label has a COMPLETELY CRACKERS OFFER (Polly wants one) where they will ALSO send you a Croxton Bag PLUS a Neapolitan Croxton EP PLUS a glossy Croxton sticker ABSOLUTELY FREE with each PayPal purchase.
I have some songs for your listening pleasure at www.myspace.com/thedanwarner, so hop up gingerly, cock your little head and go TWEET. Gather up the songs in your beak, fly them home and MAKE A NEST out of them. I know, I know, Parrots don't nest.
See you at the Corner. A PUN-FREE event.